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Men, if you do this to me You Will Die.

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To everyone who writes me telling me I’m a horrible example of a women or I’m ruining womens liberation….

have you watched Rock of Love?

Lacey my friends is way worse. I have no idea how someone could be in the same room at this woman and not hurt her or go mentally insane.

Probably shouldn’t watch this while eating.

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I woke up this morning to the Botantica blasting music at 8am. I’d say something but I’m afraid they’d put a hex on me. This is a serious concern of mine. I’m convinced that there is some evil vodoo shit going down and if I do something wrong I might die. At least there’s myspace for when I can’t sleep:

Things this message made me realize:

• I’ve fucked more people at hiro than any other club/hotel.
• I give memorable blow jobs.
• How the fuck did I get away with fucking in the green room?
• No seriously, the green room? There are always people in the green room. I remember getting caught there many times with my hands down someones pants but I don’t remember ever getting away with it.
• I should drink less. At least at Hiro. Then I would know how I go away with fucking in the green room.

I was talking to Jimi about my face turning into a vagina and found this:

Because telling me you fucked my friend is gonna get your face in my muff. Think fucking again.