• I currently do not model. Not because I don’t like to but because I’m trying out new things and other ways of making money. Modeling is not intellectually challenging to me and I wanted to test some new waters.I have a very long modeling resume(and that one excludes a lot) and am proud of what I’ve done but want my other resumes to match in achievements and work history. Wheew that was a long sentence! I might go back, I might not. I might take a trip to the moon, I might become a cat breeder or I might open a bodega. Who knows what the future holds? All I know mine looks good!
• I’m not into self portraits and prefer to photograph beautiful girls and show them to you rather then random photobooths.
• I don’t party anymore so there aren’t scores of pictures at parties to lurk. I’m sure Bronques has enough pictures of me to fill a book. All the current photos I have are from parts of my personal life I don’t share here.

I’ll put up some pictures of myself by Valentines day or something since you’re all apparently dying. For now please check out Fungis latest look(she is a lot more vain then I am):

She is currently rocking the pink rhinestone collar with padlock. We’re contemplating a rhinestone lock but that might be too 2003. The padlock is totally from one of my (many) For Your Nymphomation cases.

And this  is my new alarm clock which I use to wake up my bf in the most obnoxious unsexy way possible:

My New Chia Pet Alarm Clock from Baby Sinead on Vimeo.

Much love
Baby Sinead

I’m so sick of people who go on and on and on about how they have to deal with their “fame” when they’re not actually famous! It’s ridiculous. Claiming you can’t get a real job because you’re “someone” is just silly. Even if you are famous it’s important to stay down to earth and realistic.

Ugh so lame!

In other news my boyfriend Adam is staying an extra week and last night we watched Wall E. So adorable, wish we had seen it sooner. Friday is his birthday and I’m gonna bake him a cake from scratch.

I’m  speaking at Drews  University in a little over a month, I’m nervous but excited for my first time speaking at an educational institution. I’m brain storming my speech today.

Here’s some more pics:

My ass is such a flat Irish one!

PS My cousin is opening a dvd rental shop…anyone know how to find wholesale retailers of new releases?

This may of killed the little person fetish I was developing.

 subject: if you really want to make money, Sinead…

you should write a book. Take all the entries from your blogs and compile them, sort them, and add a little and make a book out of them.

If you ask me, what you should really write is a tell-all book about the alt-porn industry. Name the names, list the scandals, and expose the “dirt” in the industry. Combine it with a sympathetic portrait of how you’ve been “manipulated”, “taken advantage of” and/or “used” by the industry, and how your book should be a warning to other women.

You’re never going to get rich selling pictures of your body (or porn videos) on the Internet. If you were you wouldn’t still be living in Bushwick.

There can only be so many Joanna Angels. That window is pretty much past. There are too many people out there. But I think you have another opportunity, and that is as a writer.

15 years ago (when I was about your age), a woman named Elizabeth Wurtzel got a half million dollar advance for each book she wrote (she wrote 4 books). That’s 2 million bucks. Basically for crying about how depressed she was, and how drugs suck (have you ever read her books? you’re at least as good a writer as her). She got the money BEFORE her books were even done. And that’s not even counting serial rights, movie rights and book sales after they were published. Now granted, the publishing industry has changed since 1993, and people don’t buy as many books as they used to, but still, there’s a lot more money to be made using your words than your body, if you use them the right way.

Start with an outline. Figure out a limited number of chapters. Build up to a climax (no, this isn’t sex, but there are similarities). Have a sequel, or sequels in mind. Get an agent. Become legit. You can do it! I can help you, if you want, or give you feedback on your writing.

The whistling part is the best!

For the low low price of $14.90 you too can be a virgin again!

A perfect stocking stuffer!

Artificial virginity hymen at Gigimo.

The Lonely Island boys are so hot!