Thank you Rivika for introducing me to “web-cam-stop-motion-thing.“

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 Another picture from Brads party:

Today was one of those days.

I tripped on the side walk and slammed my knee pretty bad. I spent three hours in bed crying before finally taking an epson salt bath that relived the pain enough for me to limp to the drug store for bleach, a heating pad and an ace bandage.

I bleached my hair twice than toned it with what little manic panic virgin snow I could scrap up. Hair looks surprisingly good but very dry. Hello cholesterol deep conditioning ASAP!

My knee hurts still, but it’s getting better. I’m still good for fucking.

I’m not wearing makeup and haven’t in days because I packed it all.

“One day I’ll look back at the day I lost my best friend after she started hanging with guidos and became republican and laugh”

“You’re already laughing”

Photo by Daze.

anyone else get horny watching My So Called Life?

IT TOOK ME FUCKING TEN MINUTES TO DO THIS FUCK:

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This is a picture of a book stuck in my ass I took ten minutes ago:

I’d tell you about last night but I don’t remember much. So in the comments could you please tell me what happened last night.

I may of made out with a tranny - just want confirm/deny on this.

Also crawled under the gates of Home Sweet Home, this is confirmed.

“This is why you white girls always be in the news”

Now that...that’s over.

Let’s get back to what this blog is about. Me. And how amazing my new office trash can is:

Oh and what’s that…MY NEW PIERCING.

I got my septum done! To celebrate not putting shit up my nose anymore…I put something through it!

Chris came and watched…it was pretty exciting because afterwards I almost passed out and actually turned PALER.

I’m really glad I got out of bed this morning. I was really depressed about everything[along with my Jimi drama last night involved a lot of reflecting the past year and the missing my friends that have passed] but once I got up and going and saw my friends and professor I was really happy.

Anyways Daze and I are shooting again next week. WOOO MORE OF THIS PLEASE:

Also I can not GET OVER Tiestos remix of Tegan & Sarahs “Back In Your Head.” I listen to it at least twice a day. And I got my paws of this jam AWHILE ago.

Also today was just a really big reminder to me about why I love life and being clean and just how stoked I am for the present and the future.

This post is dedicated to my best friend, my roomate, my pussy:

FUNGI MONSTER THE CAT DOLPHIN:

This is Fungi chilling on our new super furry white blanket. I loooove it.

That’s Fungi discovering what I got her at the pet store.

I love this cat to death. She snores and it’s awesome. She tries to kill or hump almost everyone who comes to my apartment. Whatever I’m doing in the apt she’s like my shadow. She’s currently sitting on my planner watching ‘Dead Silence’ with me. She gives me kissies and cuddles. She is essentially me in feline form.

In non-cat news.

I MADE A PROFILE ON XPEEPS. ADD IT.

Also this weekend is going to be INSANE for me. If you want to be apart of it - read this post.

Ever just realize you dress semi like a hooker. That seems to happen a lot for me. Like shit this dress is too short so I pull it down but than I’m like shit this dress is too low cut so I pull it up and than I’m like shit I’m just fucked - anyone want a blowjob for $500?

In other news Patrick did my hair today:

B T W - it’s 3am so nevermind the face.

Also I brought a pink ball gag while picking up bleach and toner at Rickys:

Honestly it’s basically a glorified bouncy ball[I’m serious - I tested the bounce] but I’m still down for being gagged with it. It’s a really cute ball gag.

Patrick took some pictures of me gagged and doing some boot licking like the good little sub I can be at times. My period also just decided to like jump out while filming which was fucking annoying. Thank god for homegirl having a tampon. Menstrual cycles suck. Is this gross for me to be talking about? But you know what people it happens in porn, like all of a sudden you look at the girl next to you, the girl you’re about to fist and realize she’s bleeding so you shove a sponge up there and go about your business.

I hope you all remember this when I post the pictures of boot lickin.

Siiiiiiccccccckkkkkk.

Also while at Rickys one of clerks came into the ‘Adults Only Section’ and hits on me with a “Are you 18?” and I just stared at him confused[mostly because I had no proof of age on me] than he was like “Just kidding! Just wanted to tell you your super pretty - want a basket?” Weird. He had a grill though. Major points on that. Anytime someone with a grill hits on me, an angel gets its wings.

He tried to get my number as I was walking out but considering I wasn’t offered a discount … eef that!

Step. Ya. Game. Up.

Ummm I’m listening to Felix Da Housecat ‘Like Something 4 Porno’ … that is this blogs entrys soundtrack.

OUT

I have a really erratic sleeping sched. Fuck I slept till 2 yesterday and woke up at 8am today. Tried to wake my girl up by sticking a butt plug in her face. Did not work. I’ve decided Lauren Flax wins at video chat because she video chats while dj-ing. During our video chat marathon last night everyone else was W E A K. You think because you got a stache you can just sit there. FUCK THAT.
Anyways this is Ariel

Dear Fl people,

Wear a fucking helemet while riding a motorcycle/skooter..

Seriously you’re all idiots. Have you ever seen what happens when you don’t wear a helmet and crash?

It’s messy.

And you’re all making me uneasy.

xo Baby

Went to the erotic art museum and shopping in South Beach in miami today. I got a mini hot pink Christmas tree to be my bush.

My macbook pro won’t turn on.

I got a golden tooth in honor my extensive dental work past.

Will set up an official Sinead stripper pole fund when I get back to nyc.