Hustlers Barely Legal site is one of my favorites because it contains an insane amount of porn and a diversity of girls.

Here’s a list of some of my favorite free clips that are up right now:

• Mr.Marcus[yum] titty fucks a cutie in knee high socks.
• Alt. porn princess Riley Manson some how makes a ups costume hot…by getting fucked.
• Remember The Transplants? They haven’t put out in album for awhile people just fuck in front of their logo now.
• Lesbians
• Whitney Stevens has some of the most amazing natural large breasts I’ve ever seen.

And this is my new DIY nipple clamp. Take two chopsticks - don’t take them apart and BAM

PENGUINS!!!!!!!!

Just got home.

First:

I got my first tattoo ever. LOVE LIFE.

I look like shit - tired…

And also

Lulz for days in my inboxes.

xoxo gossip girl

“joke”

Q: What do you call a hipster peeping tom?

A: ?

I have a peeping tom. And he’s a hipster. I feel like this is a joke that’s been written. Can someone tell me the answer. What do you call a pervert with long hair, skinny jeans and a jacket clearly from Beacons Closet?

Now that I have curtain I guess I won’t have him any longer but I still spot him on the street and wanna be like YOU - You watched me watch porn[among other things].

Thank you Rivika for introducing me to “web-cam-stop-motion-thing.“

Post yours in the comments!!!

 Another picture from Brads party:

Today was one of those days.

I tripped on the side walk and slammed my knee pretty bad. I spent three hours in bed crying before finally taking an epson salt bath that relived the pain enough for me to limp to the drug store for bleach, a heating pad and an ace bandage.

I bleached my hair twice than toned it with what little manic panic virgin snow I could scrap up. Hair looks surprisingly good but very dry. Hello cholesterol deep conditioning ASAP!

My knee hurts still, but it’s getting better. I’m still good for fucking.

I’m not wearing makeup and haven’t in days because I packed it all.

“One day I’ll look back at the day I lost my best friend after she started hanging with guidos and became republican and laugh”

“You’re already laughing”

Photo by Daze.

anyone else get horny watching My So Called Life?

IT TOOK ME FUCKING TEN MINUTES TO DO THIS FUCK:

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This is a picture of a book stuck in my ass I took ten minutes ago:

I’d tell you about last night but I don’t remember much. So in the comments could you please tell me what happened last night.

I may of made out with a tranny - just want confirm/deny on this.

Also crawled under the gates of Home Sweet Home, this is confirmed.

“This is why you white girls always be in the news”

Now that...that’s over.

Let’s get back to what this blog is about. Me. And how amazing my new office trash can is:

Oh and what’s that…MY NEW PIERCING.

I got my septum done! To celebrate not putting shit up my nose anymore…I put something through it!

Chris came and watched…it was pretty exciting because afterwards I almost passed out and actually turned PALER.

I’m really glad I got out of bed this morning. I was really depressed about everything[along with my Jimi drama last night involved a lot of reflecting the past year and the missing my friends that have passed] but once I got up and going and saw my friends and professor I was really happy.

Anyways Daze and I are shooting again next week. WOOO MORE OF THIS PLEASE:

Also I can not GET OVER Tiestos remix of Tegan & Sarahs “Back In Your Head.” I listen to it at least twice a day. And I got my paws of this jam AWHILE ago.

Also today was just a really big reminder to me about why I love life and being clean and just how stoked I am for the present and the future.