I’m coming off some horrible pill that my dr decided to prescribe me and completely changed my personality, gave me headaches and plateaued my weight loss for two weeks.

Really fun.

No I mean like super awesome as in I took a bunch of shit earlier hoping to pass out for a couple hours to cure a headache and hate for the world.

I woke up at 11pm. Fuck. I’m annoyed that I didn’t set an alarm and I’m sure someone will email me or call me in a hour to tell me to take down this blog. Or within a day. I’m not writing anything against anyone just, ahem, sending out the wrong message.

Guess I’ll wake up early tmr and get shit done? I’ll be lurking Manhattan so be on the lookout.

I don’t know if I’m going upstate this weekend. It looks like I have to tie up strings instead of ride horses.

After the jump more on why I’m a horrible girlfriend and lonley and the fact that I want skateboarding lessons.

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Happy Fourth of July!

I have no plans and don’t actually know if I’ll do anything. Last fourth I was in another country, and the year before that I was so fucked up on drugs constantly I don’t even know if I celebrated. It just seems like this holiday is just an excuse for people to get trashed and well, I don’t feel like getting trashed. I feel like reading and being anti social. I don’t know, here’s a patriotic video for you:

This landed in my inbox with 16pt Ariel purple fucking font.  I swear I get at least three emails a day that are just…Dumb.

“hehe hi hiI havenot been introduced to you although we are friends with someone in common who passed me your emaul because I recently came to the city. They told me you’d be down in getting with with a gorgeous piece of ass like this one hehe. Okays I do not ever check my email so don’t respond if yous wan’t to mingle i will hand yous my pics and prove im as sexii as i claim. hit me up up on my Y! Messenger.

so yes just send me a message to Yahoo messenger: Gwenn2win”

Does this sort of shit ever actually get people laid? Seriously.

I’ve updated the [very extensive] links list and added a tags page for easier access to the tags!

My parents are currently in Las Vegas on both business and pleasure, I heard from my mom the other day and they’re having a great time. According to my mother there are lots of “crazy porn things” that I’d like. They also got to take in a Cirque de Solei which makes me incredibly jealous as I’ve wanted to go one forever!

Tommorow I’m interviewing the boys of Sweatshop Labor, if you have any questions you want me to ask, leave them in the comments!









Photo by Brenda Staudenmaier.

Bushwick walgreens is out of Plan B.

I was just there buying red bull and klonapin,

wish I had a camera there was a sign.

BUT they are well stocked in condoms and douches[which were on sale last week]!

Baby Sinead gets her first brazillian curtosey of Martha Screwup.

Also I attempted to sell my pubic hair on craigslist.

It was flagged for removal within 20 minutes.

I guess I’ll try ebanned.

Some nut job is pretending to be and have an altercation with me:

Yeah notice how the IPs are all the same? Exactly. There are more too…

And since she is claiming this isn’t her…here are comments she’s left in the past with the same IP:

PWNED.

Hustlers Barely Legal site is one of my favorites because it contains an insane amount of porn and a diversity of girls.

Here’s a list of some of my favorite free clips that are up right now:

• Mr.Marcus[yum] titty fucks a cutie in knee high socks.
• Alt. porn princess Riley Manson some how makes a ups costume hot…by getting fucked.
• Remember The Transplants? They haven’t put out in album for awhile people just fuck in front of their logo now.
• Lesbians
• Whitney Stevens has some of the most amazing natural large breasts I’ve ever seen.

And this is my new DIY nipple clamp. Take two chopsticks - don’t take them apart and BAM

PENGUINS!!!!!!!!

Just got home.

First:

I got my first tattoo ever. LOVE LIFE.

I look like shit - tired…

And also

Lulz for days in my inboxes.

xoxo gossip girl