How cold is it outside?

To everyone who writes me telling me I’m a horrible example of a women or I’m ruining womens liberation….

have you watched Rock of Love?

Lacey my friends is way worse. I have no idea how someone could be in the same room at this woman and not hurt her or go mentally insane.

The one piercing I will never have is my belly button. Not because I think it looks tacky 80% of the time but because my mother actually made me promise to never get it done. She thinks it’s the grossest piercing of them all. She rather I have five vagina piercings before I have my belly button pierced. Having seen the below belly button rings I think I understand why.

A lavender rhinestone representing your vagina? NO THANK YOU.

Is it really necessary to broadcast your favorite sexual position via belly button?  Yuck.

Also as someone who learned how to light jewelery properly … it drives me nuts how wrongly lit these photos are!!

I got to hang out with my pal Nikola last night. I beat Chris up and left him on the street….

Picture by Nikola Tamindzic. Special guest appearance made by my bra.

The best part was when this little girl freaked out…it was adorable.