I didn’t really take many pictures while in Fl. Sorry mom!!!

Hopefully Yumna uploads the dope ones she took.

Anyway see my new additions to my toy collection - THEY’RE SAINTS. And you get them out of the .50 machine - like homies but holy. So ill.

Also check Fungis Fl souvineir:

It’s a bouncy ball! Made to look like an orange! YAY

Exscuse my I’ve been traveling all day barely wearing makeup and drinking drugged face

So happy to be back with my loves[Fungi + Wolf tmrrrr].

OH AND GUESS WHAT I GOT TESTED TODAY AND I DONT HAVE HIV

HIGH FIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAAS

Wooo anyways I’m back in nyc. I missed home terribly despite being with my best girl.

Some crazy video chats went down but I’m not aloud to talk about them.

PornBy.Us

I have a gogo gig coming up that involves rollerskating - more on that in a week or so.

My idea of packing for Yumna was to put the majority of my clothes in a large bag. This is only slightly better than my idea for packing when I went to my parents for the holidays and all I brought was my sexy leotard and underwear. A lot of underwear.

I like when people with 83 different pictures of themself in the same jacket hit on me via myspace.

Or how about this:

Actually I HAVE fucked a rap star.

Actually that’s a lie. I’ve had the opportunity though and that’s the same thing. I also got drunk and ended up on stage at a Ghostface show but that’s an entirely different thing.

I also have the occasionally scene kid sending me deep meaningful shitty lyrics in hopes my pussy starts crying for them.

That’s all. My resolution for everyone for the new year - stop hitting on people via myspace. And if you’re going to do it step your game up. There’s an art to getting laid via the internet.

• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

In one of those rash decision sort of things I like to do I cut my hair off. I don’t know…ugh maybe once I get it bleached and cleaned up things will be ill again. Unfourtantly I’m not going to have time to get my hair done till after the 7th.

I’ll be upstate Westchester till the eve of the 25. One day to get my shit together in NYC on the 26. Than 27 - 4 - Fl, near Miami so give me a hollar if you want to chill with my girl Yumna and I. Than I get back and two straight days shooting with Burning Angel. Also going to Baltimore to shoot on the 13th.

I’ve been in a hermit rut lately and have barely seen any of my people. I miss you all but I’m just not feeling social. Hopefully I snap out of it after Fl.

I’m doing my first soft bondage shoot tmr. Woo ropes and stuff:

aye aye aye

Pictures of my apartment:

Click them to see larger. Yea my apartment got pretty insane after that accidental graffiti party. Big D and Wolf cleaned my chalkboard and I’m covering up A LOT of it but keeping some yet with all the crazy decorating I’m doing in the coming months my apartment will still be nuts. I’m just trying to keep it cleaner.

My baaaaby. And my baaaaaby and Big D after darkroom getting ready to smoke.

Wolf and I went to see the Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D and drank a bottle of whiskey. This was when we got home and smoked and after this I passed out in my Lala leotard. Probably the best Halloween ever. I really hate the crowds of obnoxious people. I almost had an anxiety attack walking by myself on 7th avenue on Halloween night. Wolf gave me a skateboard for Halloween:

I love it. He finger painted it. Its amazing. I’m getting better at skating. I think I need to just spend a hardcore set of time practicing.

Oh and my Aunt sent me a card the other day with pictures of me from when I rode horses with her and my cousin in Ireland…here is one of them:

Lovin my life