Hey guys! I just wanted to give you a heads up that For Your Nymphomation is having a major sale. Just enter clearancesale20 for a generous 20% off your purchase! 

You can read my first review of them here.

Right now I’m craving the fur lined heart shaped case:

So perfect for your favorite glass didlos!

Happy shopping!

xoxo Sinead

First off.

Fuck this toy. Seriously. Fuck this toy.

It blows.

My issues with this toy:

1. It’s called mini tongue but after a quick survey of real life tongues I found the tongue to be life sized and therefore not mini.
2.  It sounds like a blender. It’s that loud.
3. My hand vibrates more than the tongue.
4. Despite experimenting with different lubes this does not feel like a tongue.
5. The tongue just flicks back and forth very little. It’s attempting to be like when you flick your tongue at a girls clit but it fails. Miserably.
6. Evey speed of it sucks. Nothing got me off.
7. It takes triple A batteries. Who has AAA batteries lying around?
8. If you think this toy in anyways feels like oral sex you have not had someone properly muff dive your pussy and I think you should return it and spend the money of a prostitute who knows what she’s doing. Or me. I enjoy eating pussy and if you’re a hot girl between the ages of 18 and 35 in the metropolitan area I will gladly service you.

The only redeeming factor is it comes with a bullet and I believe a bullet is a most have for any womens toy collection. It’s good bullet and got me off after I got pissed at the fake tongue. The only problem is to use the “bonus bullet” you have to plug it into the tongue and they both operate at the same time…therefore while your playing with a bullet there is a fake tongue flapping about on your bed.

That is a mood killer.

A fake tongue flapping about is a serous orgasm killer.

Mini Tongue via Eden Fantasys Enter Code AK1 for 15% discount at checkout!

For those of you who follow me on twitter - you know I spent this past Sunday working for the amazing accessory company For Your Nymphomation at the NY Gay Exxxpo. Asides from getting hit on by the only straight man there, and overwhelming amount of scantily clad hotties, one of the highlights was getting familiar with and representing FYN.

Vera, the owner, has taken an extensive amount of care to detail when creating her line of discrete locking bags and cases. They are made of beautiful leather with washable nylon interiors(because no matter how hard one trys - that lube is bound to get everywhere). Every case comes with a lock and although the bags are beautiful they are not flashy or scream I KEEP MY SEX TOYS IN HERE. FYN bags are perfect for parents, college students with nosey roomates, performers and anyone who can appreciate an organzied and locking case(if you don’t need a case for your sex toys consider other valuable things such as makeup and bowls).

I myself own the pink toy case which easily fits many of my toys(almost all of them!):

 There are count them - there are 12 toys and lubricants in there. And  yes some of those are some up and coming toy reviews ;). The box is beautiful, is easily locked to keep my nosey mum out when she visits and doesn’t stand out in my bedroom.

FYN makes a case that is also great for your floggers or hitatchi massager plus attatchments which I think is genius. Anyone who owns a wand knows they are bulky and hard to store easily!

The five incher case is great for bullets and mini vibes or for makeup or…well I have my bowl in mine.

Anyways these products are reasonably priced, high quality and 100% worth a look at!

Check them out here:

 xoxo Sinead

 Sort of. I’m having technical difficulties. Part one only exported audio. Ugh.
This lube froze my vagina. Read about it here. Or just watch the videos:


The Great Lube Challenge Part Two from Baby Sinead on Vimeo.
Again thank you Eden Fantasy for allowing me to be part of this!

I was going to make a video on two new toys but

•  My toilet got clogged. My bathroom flooded. My toilet had to be taken apart and put back together. I still need to clean my bathroom. Cleaning it will be similar to cleaning up a scat film. Some people call this being an adult. I call this fucking disgusting.
• Do to my toilet explosion I had to miss a shoot with a beautiful girl that had been scheduled for awhile.
• I’m coming down with something. I’m binging on vitimin C but I’m getting sicker and sicker as the day goes on. I think I might have a fever.
• I’m also participating in this(Eden Fantasys Arousal Lube Challenge), writing reviews and making a big video on arousal lubes and neglected getting an update for this week earlier.

Sincerely sick little Baby Sinead,

PS Enjoy the naked pics of Gina I’m putting up in a couple hours.

PSS Please read Sequoia Reeds post on why some women CHOOSE sex work. It’s eye opening.

For now on, every Tuesday will be sex toy reviews.  I’m hoping to make them almost all vlogs but for this week you will have to accept text reviews!

Full reviews after the jump.

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  [9 days to my bday!]

I got bored today and wrote a bunch of sex toy reviews for Eden Fantasys.

I reviewed all the toys and one shaving cream in the above picture! Read them here!

PS I made a wishlist As you can see I’m in love with the Fresh bondage series:

Seriously, my pussy is just wet looking at the collection. Combing two of my favorite colors with bondage gear? nom nom nom! I would love to be gagged and lead around like a good little slave in this collection!

Oh and this sex toy box is Ace:

Ok I’m drooling on the keyboard now! GOTTA GO!

xxxo Baby Sinead