I was browsing around and came across your site.  I loved to see what i read and had seen.  I actually went to http://www.brandonlongwood.com and joined just to see you naked and in action. I see you mentioned craigs list.

 Do you meet? Play off the camera?

 I would love to chat with you if your interested? I would be interested in anything from intimate to hardcore depending on what you meet for.

 Here is a pic of mine.  I look forward to hearing from you. let me know if you can host or come to me etc?

No. No. No. Oh and No. 

 This gem landed in the inbox this morning. Dude even sent a picture - good to know who wants to give me the biggest orgasm of my life!

“i want to give you the biggest orgasm of your life. and not even fuck you,
not yet, just go down on you, you over me and me licking your clit and you
sucking my cock if you can fit it in your mouth and then because i am
slipping fingers in your pussy hitting your gspot and my tongue is swirling
your clit just right and you are about to cum real fucking hard, you stop
sucking my cock, lost, because you can’t concentrate and forgot what you
were doing

then, after you cum, and even though usually you like to wait and rest a
bit, you can’t help it, but you slither on down my body, wet with sweat and
cum and me drenched in your cum, and then, with your head down by my feet,
your body slack, elasticky, and melting still, you take my cock and place
just the tip at first then the entire massive shaft into your pussy, just
holding me there inside you, deep, filling you, before i start to fuck you

with my hands around your ass, pulling your ass out so my cock hits you
deeper, and guiding you down onto my cock, spearing you with it, and then
fucking you harder now, faster, deeper, and jsut as your about to cum, when
i can feel it fill up inside you, i stop, so i can watch it drip out over my
shaft, all over my stomach and legs and drenching my bed

and then, because im not finished yet, i sit up, pull your hair so you’re up
against me now, your back to my chest, me biting your neck and twisting your
head so i can kiss you on the lip, bit your lower lip, before you turn
around and then i fuck you, furiously now, facing you”

I made a poster to promote our kissing booth.  Prices will be on the right when I fig. them out!

I wanted to find this picture of me with a poster I made about Anne Frank and me giving a presentation on her during 4h when I was 12 but it’s at my parents. But really my poster skills go way back.

In other news angry feminist is “corresponding” with me via email.

I have yet to once insult her or even insinuate anything insulting her, yet her emails are full of you’re dumb, clueless, your college degree means nothing because I have a Phd and she keeps up bringing up the fact that she is pretty, smart and likes sex….which I never doubted? Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I think you’re ugly or dumb. The fact that you don’t understand this and are spending your time harassing some porn girl instead of working on you dissertation makes me question your intelligence or why you are so bitter. bitter. bitter.

Really people if you want to have a intellectual debate it’s one thing but if you want to sit in the corner, plug your ears and scream “I’m right! You wrong!” all the day than don’t bother.

[I boded this because she obsessively checking the site and calling me names - maybe she should read what I just wrote about. . .]

And there you have it I just made a blog entry that includes porn, Anne Frank and femnism all in a few paragraphs.

Let the hate mail rain on meeeee[sung to the Who - Love Reign O’er Me]….

“Baby S.  I’ve been looking at some of your recent pics and work.  Out artistic visions may have diverged since our last project.  I’m not really down with the nose ring thing (is it removable?)  You seem to be getting more and more Hard Core and to be veering into nihilism.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

I’m into the innocent, girl-next-door look.  Your past collaborators have no standards and their work is garbage (with the exception of the black dude with the big dick).  I don’t want to do anything tasteless. ”

LULZ @ bringing up how I live my life and providing a helpful wiki on it in case I’m too blond to know what nihilism is!

This landed in my inbox with 16pt Ariel purple fucking font.  I swear I get at least three emails a day that are just…Dumb.

“hehe hi hiI havenot been introduced to you although we are friends with someone in common who passed me your emaul because I recently came to the city. They told me you’d be down in getting with with a gorgeous piece of ass like this one hehe. Okays I do not ever check my email so don’t respond if yous wan’t to mingle i will hand yous my pics and prove im as sexii as i claim. hit me up up on my Y! Messenger.

so yes just send me a message to Yahoo messenger: Gwenn2win”

Does this sort of shit ever actually get people laid? Seriously.