Seriously. I know you guys have been waiting on this review awhile. It’s taken this long because I hate this toy. It just sits around my apartment glaring at me because I have no idea where to put a cone shaped sex toy.

This toy sucks. And I had high expectations for it too. Even after lowering them it still sucks.

First off I tried all the positions it suggest[as pictured], the only comfortable one was “the bed wiggle”[lower right hand corner]. And even that didn’t get me off. There are like 16 different variety of vibration and stuff, none of them really felt that good and the only thing I liked was the light that turns on.

The cone is all about exploring new ways of getting off because the toy is not designed at all with the shape of your gentiles in mind and to even attempt to get off with it you gotta get yourself off with your fingers or throw a dildo in there.  Which makes the wall position really hard to pull off. Especially if you’re wearing stilettos.

The only time I ever got wet with this thing was when I put it on my vagina and read some erotica but even than I eventually tossed it to the side and got off with my trusty 10 fingers.

The cone looks like some sort of space age sex toy and if this is what sex toys are like in the future count. me. out! It’s also really loud and in “orgasm mode” kind of sounds like a space ship.

If for some ungodly reason you are actually intrigued and want to buy this toy, buy it here. But I’d recommend SEVERAL other toys that are way cheaper and way more fun. Now I have no idea what to do with this thing, Mitch suggested using it as a door stop.

Five toys I recommend over this piece of shit:

1. Jenna’s Velvet Jewels
2. The Bitch vibrator
3. Smart Balls
4.  Flexi Felix
5. Bettys Jelly Bumble Bee

A commenter in a recent post ask about what I would recommend for bondage starters. I’ve been practicing a bdsm lifestyle in my sex life since I was 19, I am not an expert but I can give you an idea of what I feel is good for starters.

First lets go over some safety rules for bondage:

• Everything must always be consensual. No means no. Talk about what you are going to do before you do it.
• Have a safe word. It should be something you would not say outside of sexual play such as tofu. Many people use red as a safe word.
• You should always be able to slip a finger under a restraint  - if not, it’s too tight.
• When graduating to rope bondage take extra caution - it’s much easier to be injured.
• If you start to feel numbness coming on, you should be untied.

When you’re starting out it’s not a good idea to get into chains, ropes or locks … or anything complicated or hard to get out of[especially in case of emergency]. Sure  being chained up with a million locks can be really hot but it’s not for beginners! I also don’t think ball gags are good for first timers as communication is Key in the beginning stages of bondage.  I’d recommend a soft bondage style kit for starters:

The fantasy kit from Sport Sheets is a really great kit. The Velcro restraints and nylon tethers might not seem like they’re gonna keep you in but they do. Also the velcro restraints are easy to get out in case of emergency. I have personal experiance with sport sheet brand restraints and straps, they are very comfortable which is great for a beggenier who might not want to be tied into uncomfortable positions.

Other kits similar to this one:  Explore BDSM kit[comes in variety of colors], & Beginners Bondage Fantasy Kit.

If you don’t want to get a kit, you can try tying each other up with silk scarfs[and also using them as blindfolds].

After that you might want to try bondage tape. Bondage tape can be really fun although I think it’s too easy to get out of. ; ) Do not use regular tape as it can irritate skin.

Once you’ve graduate from soft bondage you might want to try rope:

I’d recommend a starters rope bondage kit that comes with instructions such as Japanese Silk Love Rope kit. I also believe you should purchase a guide that will expand your knowledge a lot more such as the Erotic Bondage Handbook which is full of helpful instructions accompanied by illustrations. Also do not just use any rope you buy at the hardware store, it is best to use rope that is made for bondage - such as Japanese Bondage Rope.

When using rope bondage please make sure you have a pair of rescue rope cutter or EMT scissors handy in case of emergency. This is very important.

And for getting in the mood with some bdsm porn? Need inspiration? I always find that Kink.com is the best! Here are some photos courtesy of Hogtied.com:

click here to see more Hotied!

You might also enjoy Nina Hartleys Guide to Bondage. Or Dave Nazs awesome book LA Bondage.

Enjoy and be SAFE!

xxxo Sinead

  [9 days to my bday!]

I got bored today and wrote a bunch of sex toy reviews for Eden Fantasys.

I reviewed all the toys and one shaving cream in the above picture! Read them here!

PS I made a wishlist As you can see I’m in love with the Fresh bondage series:

Seriously, my pussy is just wet looking at the collection. Combing two of my favorite colors with bondage gear? nom nom nom! I would love to be gagged and lead around like a good little slave in this collection!

Oh and this sex toy box is Ace:

Ok I’m drooling on the keyboard now! GOTTA GO!

xxxo Baby Sinead

No joke. I was almost killed by a butt plug last night.

Porn Starlette Almost Killed By Butt Plug from Baby Sinead on Vimeo.
In other news today sucked. I tried to break in new five inch heels and it went badly. A meeting was canceled for the second, than third time thus screwing with my day.

Tomorrow = gym and shopping to get rid of the stress of today.