This is from Bizarre magazine. For those of you too lazy to read basically Chris choose me to fuck out of all the Burning Angels, I’m gonna fuck his wife in exchange while he swims with old ladies and I skate board with a stripper pole but my lack of normal communication skills have led Chris to believe me for injured.

Thank you so much to Cali for sending this infamous mention to me!

xxx Baby Sinead XO

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• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

OK shit so I haven’t updated in almost a week….. what have I done? I haven’t partied in almost two weeks. I got some new furniture at Ikea - my apartment looks more adult like and less like a college kid than you would expect for a 19 year old. Bidding on vintage Lisa Frank sticker on Ebay to find the perfect one for my tattoo. Doing that artistic modeling shit and also going to be on erotic cooking on pay per view. Digital SLR broke - SHIT! Getting it fixed. So no dope pictures. My cat steals food from me so I’m only eating vegetables and fruit since she insists on eating all my meats. I haven’t partied in almost two weeks….yes club kid gone wild. GET IT because if a club kid goes wild it means they go UNWILD yea crazy idea huh. exactly. no not at all. This stacking gummie bears on a plastic dinosaur listening to Kraftwerk drinking tea falling asleep is a bad idea.

I really need to get out of my apartment a bit more I guess.

I’ve watched a fair amount of movies lately. Commentary:

Sunshine this move blows. Even worse than the big explosion at the end. Thank god I was on sleeping pills while I was watching it. The only thing that could of saved this movie would of been a good sex scene and if there was one, I slept through it.

Barbarella - Jane Fondas body is perfect. This movie is a classic. Everyone should see this movie by the age of eight. It’s that good and I think it’s family friendly sort of deal! B R B just thinking of this movie means I need to masturbate….

Freaks - For many different reasons, the 20’s and 30’s are some of my favorite time periods. Throw physical abnormalities in there and romantic back stabbings and you got yourself a really good fucking movie. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Factory Girl - When adolescent girls idolize drug addicts other Lindsay Lohan is this consider a step in the right direction? … This movie SUCKED, Sienna Miller is horrible and Andy Warhol deserved to get shot.

Brothers of the Head- Sexy rock n roll conjoined twins - I should love this. Too bad this movie was boring as hell and I fell asleep half way through.

I hung out with Frog today, I fell in love with a small orange creature in his basement and came to the sad realization that I am not from Ibiza.

Anyways this music video I did awhile back was released recently, enjoy:

I’m the one in yellow!