21 Things I Want For My 21st Birthday! [in no particular order]

1. Fungi to stop trying to kill people.
2. Uh basically anything off my wishlist.[it’s mostly books - note I prefer used <33]
3. Alcohol - white wine, Jameson Irish whiskey, Sofia champagne in cans.
4. $$$
5. Porn[reaaaaally wanting Dave Nazs Circa 1982 or the Pirates rip offs or some good lesbian porn]
6. A hooded leather jacket.
7. New tattoos!
8. A cashmere cardigan….
9. Donations to Muffins. [this organization keeps cats like Fungi from humping everyone]
   
10. Moleskin notebooks[I heard you can get neon in Europe!!! but can’t find them here].
11. Lace leggings!
12. Magically learn how to cook.
13. A quality stripper pole.
14. Claddagh ring.
15. Strippergrams. Dead serious on this one. I’ve wanted one since I was 16.
16. Skateboard lessons.
17. Flowers…I love them.
18. Polaroid captiva 500 film. This shit is hard hard hard to find!
19. 21 scratch cards.
20. red bull
21. A killer birthday party

Also please just as I do whenever someone gets me a gift from my wishlist, I always send a handwritten card back[so be sure to provide your address] and I’ve started including naughty pictures and stickers too.

Also things I can do I you turn 21:

1. Buy spray paint minus the hassle. [NYC law]
2. Gamble.
3. Go to and work in certain strip clubs[many require custies and girls to be 21+].
4. Retire the fake id[although mine was confiscated a couple months ago] and actually use your own id to drink.
5. Add to this list in comments!!!! <3

So many people have birthdays in September. It’s insane - I know at least 20 people. At least. 1/2 my family was born in September so instead of a bunch of parties we’d have just one so nobody would go nuts having a birthday party to attend every week.

I dunno, between starting my last semester in September and so many birthdays…I don’t know how I’m gonna function!

xoxo Sinead

PS To everyone who enjoyed Figure magazine - I just found LOADS of stuff you’re going to love. Can’t wait to share it with you!

were created for listening to classic rock and masturbating.

So I’ve recently started making changes to my life to be healthier - no cigarettes, a lot less alcohol, no more caffeine, slowing cutting out animal products. I cut out red bull for the most part[this is major from someone who can easily drink four a day] but than today I had a totally random allergic to reaction to something so I drank three to counteract the effects of benadryll.

Now I can’t go to sleep.

I really really want to watch Jurassic Park.

Bob Coulter is shooting me for Crazy Babe in my apartment next month.

When he asked for a description of my place I wrote this:

“my bedroom is silver. there is a chicken killing plant across the street. and a bodega that’s actually a gambling front.  lot of color. graffiti. i have 4 pets a killer cat named fungi, a pet pinata named roger, a fake pet lobster name sherman and a fish named isis. theres a broken stripper pole. a lot of vintage smut. my tv is neon orange and empty. i have a blood red foyer. i also have a washer dryer. and plants. there are postcards and pictures of meat in the kitchen. broken glass.”

Lasagna-cat on caffeine:

so …
new layout huh?

First look to the right - than read this - I’ve reorganized my links and added some. I’ve compiled a list of blogs I believe are worth checking out and are full of interesting content regarding their subject. I think the sex work and art sections are particularly good. I have a list of porn sites that I enjoy and if you decide to enjoy as well it puts a little money in my pocket to buy cat food, crotchless underwear and other necessities.

I’ve also added a section for organizations I support, I have personal experiance in all these organizations and if you want to support a non-profit any of these are worthwhile. If you have a moment I highly recommend checking them out.

I also re-did my about me section awhile ago. And I’ll probably do it again sometime soon.

The blog is also currently being redesigned to be more aesthetically pleasing…so um get excited? Carlos is cooking up some good graphics.

Now look at my rose plant:

It’s nice not having a black thumb. Although I have to admit one of the drawbacks of living in the city is not being able to grow food easily. I grew up with strawberries, potatoes, corn, tomatoes and more all growing in my backyard. There were also raspberries growing in the abandoned lot by my house. It was great, there’s nothing like being hungry and just picking food from the ground to eat.

And I’m currently broadcasting my mommy love via my nails. Although I did put it on my middle finger which could be misinterpreted I suppose…I just like symmetry and I hate putting things on my thumbs.

I’m taking pictures of the beautiful Joanna Angel tonight so get stoked.