A unicorn named Sean Adamz made my asshole and pussy free of razor burn.

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Also I really want this:

Its $80.

And amazing.

These are from a shoot I did last fall with Brenda for a graffiti documentary. Brenda shoots a lot of girls naked against graffiti around Brooklyn[most notably Burning Angel] and they wanted to see that. Artist Faro also got in on the action - painting an amazing mummy on a rooftop for the shoot.

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thunderheist - jerk it from thatgo on Vimeo.
The only thing alt. about the alt. porn industry is drama, and a lack of maturity. Seriously some girls need to just do their job and shut the fuck up. And also learn that allowing people to video tape you doing drugs[or just being an idiot in general] is a bad look. You are not Amy Winehouse. And if you are, please go to rehab.
Also really what’s the difference between alt. porn and mainstream? It doesn’t exist anymore for the most part.

Anyways who the fuck knows.

In other news I’m the featured blog at LazerBunny this month.

There’s a special place in my heart for malt liquor and big butts. In fact if we were to make a map of my heart, they’d be right next together. So it makes perfect sense to me that there is a pornography site devoted to both.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you 40oz Bounce!

The whole site is super campy and I love it. 40oz BOUNCE!

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Matt of 2115 shot these, and Emily did the makeup. This set was orginally for Perverse Fixation but seeing as I shot it over a year ago and they’ve yet to launch a website or pay me, oh and don’t respond to emails either… It kind of sucks because I shot these when I had a chemical burn in my eye and it was actually made worse because I did a photoshoot.

I think the only thing that makes alt. porn alt anymore is the lack of professionalism. I see it in most of the sites.

Oh well their loss is your gain.

Click each picture to see it bigger.

The rest of the pics after the jump Read More »

 Today my tits are dedicated to Max Hardcore, Max or Paul, these are for you:

Obscenity laws are bullshit.

“Once again, the government is wasting tax dollars and otherwise invaluable law enforcement resources to try to force a minority view of morality on all of America. Five of my movies have been targeted by the Federal Prude Patrol. There is no indication of any crime to be alleged except obscenity. If indicted, I will fight to protect my liberty, as well as the liberty of consenting adults to watch other adults engage in lawful, consensual, pleasurable sexual action. Shame on the Bush Department of Justice. I am proud of the movies I make and proud of those who buy and sell those movies.”

He was found guilty.

The jury decided while deliberating that were going to pen a book deal…..how is this legal?
Yet another reason FLORIDA SUCKS.

I found this at the thrift store a few weeks ago and finally got around to scanning it in. It’s a vintage bdsm personals magazine from the 80’s - I have a similar mag that I will scan in soon too.

Click each image to see it bigger and better!

The front and back covers.

WARNING - lots of images[so NSFW] after the jump!

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I’m ussually the dom when I’m with a girl, but for these images I’m the submissive. Oh the joys of being a switch.

Shoessss shoes I love shoes!

And a little BTS:

All these pictures by Biyoshi Patrick

Trailer for Burning Angel:

FUCK IT
Click her to watch.

Unrelated but amazing:

Sean posted this earlier:
“Dear Internet,
We are very sorry we exploded you.
yes, its true…it was us.
Kelly Lind and Sean Adamz have somehow burnt the internet down… Baby Sinead also had a hand in it..or some boobs. Maybe everything her boobs touch turns to rust or explodes. I’ve heard that about her, meh whatever I’m willing to take the chance.
Our servers are down due to a fire in the datacenter in sunny fiery los angeles.
All of the sites in the altporncash network are currently down.
FEAR NOT! the problems are being worked out and the fire dept. has been on the job for 2 days now attempting to figure out exactly what caused the explosion of an entire office. no seriously. explosion.
so currently sites that are down right now include:
altporncash. com
lazerbunny. com
kellylind. com
babysinead. com
danadearmond. com
xanthia-doll. com
arielX. com
and many more in our network
and thousands more in the world.

[our awesome is explosive]
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