Flax is an amazing girl + amazing talent. Download her exxxclusive mix at NickyDigital.com! You can stream it too if that’s more your steez.  Also peep Shantzs illustration! He did a design of me for a DJs t-shirt a year ago. Boy was so on point that he even made sure one boob was slightly bigger than the other. Can’t help but feel talentlike that.

Put her mix on your ipod, than put my porn on my ipod, than watch you ipod explode.

Also I’m trying to use this cone, and let me tell you it’s hilarious. I’m trying to masturbate but the thing makes me think of aliens and Daft Punk. I don’t want to give everything away because I’m gonna try and make an amusing video on why thing soooo does not live up to it’s expectations.

I made a poster to promote our kissing booth.  Prices will be on the right when I fig. them out!

I wanted to find this picture of me with a poster I made about Anne Frank and me giving a presentation on her during 4h when I was 12 but it’s at my parents. But really my poster skills go way back.

In other news angry feminist is “corresponding” with me via email.

I have yet to once insult her or even insinuate anything insulting her, yet her emails are full of you’re dumb, clueless, your college degree means nothing because I have a Phd and she keeps up bringing up the fact that she is pretty, smart and likes sex….which I never doubted? Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I think you’re ugly or dumb. The fact that you don’t understand this and are spending your time harassing some porn girl instead of working on you dissertation makes me question your intelligence or why you are so bitter. bitter. bitter.

Really people if you want to have a intellectual debate it’s one thing but if you want to sit in the corner, plug your ears and scream “I’m right! You wrong!” all the day than don’t bother.

[I boded this because she obsessively checking the site and calling me names - maybe she should read what I just wrote about. . .]

And there you have it I just made a blog entry that includes porn, Anne Frank and femnism all in a few paragraphs.

Let the hate mail rain on meeeee[sung to the Who - Love Reign O’er Me]….

This is next Friday:

I will have 20PBRs, and a bunch of drink tickets. I’m not drinking because I have to go upstate on a unicorn riding adventure with my family for a few days. So come get drunk and find out what it’s like to see me sober at a party.

Why yes Krames I’m in a book naked ISN’T THAT HILARIOUS? I’m wearing a peaCOCK isn’t that HILARIOUS?

Too much free booze and hay boobz. Oh look it’s Lolyd.

Anyways apparently The Jump is gonna be a monthly thing.

Interesting as I am trying to do the same exact thing with my hangovers.

 I deleted this due to legal reasons but you know what fuck it, here it is. This is MY experiance and I’m not hiding it.

My old strip club got raided - read about it in EVERY MAJOR NYC PAPER.

Read about it in the NY DAILY NEWS.

Read about it in the NY POST.

Read about it in the NY TIMES.

This is a long post. Not for the tldr; crowd.

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The BA book signing last night was pretty successful. There was a lot of press and we signed and sold lots of books. I also managed to nab a copy for free with Joannas stealthy ways. After wards we went to Tailor and had drinks and food. Than it was to rebel which was kind of eh and I left pretty early.

You know it’s a Burning Angel event if you see

A. A table of pretty girls.

or

B. A table of pretty girls on their phones.

xxxo

 ”BURNING ANGEL is hitting up BARNES AND NOBLE on WEDNESDAY, JULY 23rd in the West Village (8th Street and 6th Avenue) in NYC! JOANNA ANGEl, the girls of BURNINGANGEL.COM and BA photographer, THE LOVELY BRENDA, will be signing copies of their new photography book, BurningAngel, published by GOLIATH BOOKS.  Signing is from 7:30 to 8:30 pm!  See you there!”

Than:

I dunno if I’m going to the after party yet but it looks pretty insane.

This magazine is a very interesting find. Lots of great photos and weird articles. There was also some nazi porn which I have chosen to omit.

As usual click the images to see them BIGGER and BETTER. Seriously there are some babes here that need to be seen blown up!

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Clothes by Pegleg. Making every grown ass man look like a toddler again.

These will not be on show tonight:

So as most of you know, this week has been hell for me - the anniversery of a friends death, becoming estraged from my brother, my face meeting the sidewalk, and I’m also being weaned off meds which has left me weak and suffering from dizzy spells[I knew there were going to be side effects but this is comparable to coming off illegal drugs]. I called my doc and he put me back on them and I though I would be fine but I got dizzy spells a few times already today and almost fainted in the shower-which by the way is really scary.

I can’t do adult drawing because I’m afraid I can’t hold poses right now.

I’m really disappointed over this, I got a beautiful replacement but I wish I could be there because I love seeing girls naked and the triplets, I love the vibe of the event and being in a room full of talented people. Please go and draw/paint some beautiful images - all the info you need is here.

In happier news,

I got this little guy at the dollar store, I throw him when I’m angry and he lights up like a rave. It’s been pretty great therapy. Plus he’s cute. Also I managed to have dinner with Flax and Froggy yesterday evening and it was really good for me.

I will be making it to the Burning Angel book signing next week towards the end of the month though.

Again, sorry to disappoint regarding Adult Drawing but I promise you my replacement is a beautiful girl and you’ll probably love her more than me.