Had this song been out when I was 16yrs old it would of been my fucking anthem.
I Kissed A Girl

The video has premiered…That’s me making out with my old stripper colleague. Yum.

It’s kind of weird to see Pharrell Williams pretending to be Bronques…

This song is hot and totally stuck in my head…if this track doesn’t get played while I’m out this week I’ll be disappointed.

Also the irony of ex cocaine addicts in this video is so great.

And remember that gallery show I missed…here’s Brenda with the photos she did of me with Matt Siren:

xo

Ok so while I’m busy doing mah hair I want to tell you all about my new BFFs, Sweatshop Labor:

Lucas wears a white terry cloth robe 1/2 the time and John makes sure I don’t leave my underwear places but thinks it weird when I put it on over my tights. I’ve taken advantage of both of them and their balls are bigger than mine.

They have an official website here.

Myspace here.

Download a mix here. I’m working it to my new pole currently.

They also sell t-shirts to help raise money for Human Rights Watch.

Anyways I’m going out Thursday evening to Home Sweet Home to hang with the boys and you should all come too.

Schools out!

First things first,

I went to the doctor Tuesday. Finally. I sprained something in my knee that starts with a P. I have to take 9 motrin a day[ugh], ace bandage and ice it. Also no skateboarding, jump roping, etc.

And no heels. For a week.

So after the doctors I got a call to come get paid to be an extra in an N.E.R.D. video. And wore heels for 12 hours straight. I was supposed to go back today but I fucked my knee up.

The video shoot was pretty nuts, it’s for the new single “Everybody Nose.” I didn’t realize it was for that NERD aka Pharrell Williams till I got there…BLOND MOMENT. Pretty crazy. Boy is still fine. There were lots of hot guys there actually. I forgot how hot skater guys, streetwear nerds and hardcore kids are. I felt like I was 15 again.

Than I got bored. It was a lot of sitting around. Only people I knew was a former friend from the strip club and Bronques who swung by later. Made friends too. Named someone porn ’stache. Some girls got super wasted and it was a real bad look imo. Losing money and bags and cursing at the production crew for only using guys for the first 12 hours and not letting chicks mosh.

The party scene was pretty dope but everyone was soooo tired and some fame hungry. Some dude kept dry humping me in hopes of extra screen time. I was sucking on my neon key necklace looking vapid and bored because welll I was and the director was like “OMG THAT’S PERFECT.” So there’s some footage of that and than I ended up making out with my old girl pal from the strip club because they asked me too. The director was pretty cool and we told me about middle age women selling sex toys on QVC.

I was supposed to go back on Wednesday but I woke up in soooo much fucking pain that I decided to forgo another paycheck and my chance at video hoe fame to take care of my self.

Responsibility.

• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

Dear people who hate me so much to leave comments like this:
“Jokes on You | haha@gmail.com | IP: 76.193.158.73

SO MUCH FOR BEING ~*~SO IN LOVE~*~

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, CUNT.”

A. I’m not approving them.
B. Jokes on you because you’re reading my blog despite your disdain for me. I mean really…why would you read my blog if you hate me?
C. I’m still in love with Wolf incase anyone is wondering but I’m going through a rough patch in my life and need time alone.

Where the fuck are the gunshots.
Fuck that.
MIA is still amazing though. And she’s hot.

I’m also feeling this:

God Pharrell is so hot. I’ve wanted to bone that man since I was like 12.

I’m not feeling that nervous breakdown I had last night after drinking too much whiksey in an attempt to deal with everything going on around me.
Pacha with Froggy, Oh and Britlyn tonightl, I’ve told to play nice with all the kids.

I’m going to go smoke cigarrette and read comics in the bath.

As a child the first two women in music I ever looked up to were Debbie Harry and Gwen Stefani. To this day they have remained worthy role models to me and examples of amazing strong women doing what they want. And you know I’ve been reading a lot about femnism lately and bitches…you know it’s all true.

Anyways two videos from these ladies that I still relate to:

New by No Doubt….As a babe[young and virgin 14] this is what I saw NYC clublife as. And I still have moments where I see it as this despite the fact I’ve seen a lot. As this exciting fucking world and going nuts on the dance floor and look gorgeous and …. the best thing ever giving a EFF YOU to door people.
But man, this totally made me want to find parties like this and I didn’t understand why in my town nobody got it and why keggers totally sucked except for dealing drugs.
Totally bomb parties and dance floor freakouts for life.
Oh a total sidenote but I think Gwen is an amazing example of someone balancing career and family and not fucking up major. There are so mny awful people in the media for girls to look jup to - I mean really what if kids grow up thinking that the way Spears mothers is ok…

This isn’t a music video - something different I suppose - but I love it none the less. My father introduced me to Blondie as a kid and I think he always secretly hoped his kid would turn out with a simmial attiude. I remember long drives screaming a long to ‘Call Me’ with him. Also there are countless amazing interviews with Ms. Harry out right now - I high encourage picking up BUST or Venus and checking them out.

And as nerdy as it is - I used to fucking love dancing in my bedroom by myself to Atomic and the first time I go go and it came on I WAS SO FUCKING STOKED. All right dudes. I’m like really nerdy. That and Rapture. In fact I’m go-go-ing Riffi this Friday and they’re def play one or the other so come by. And watch me nerd out WHILE GO GO ING. How insane is that.

Such beautiful women.

All right I’m out. Had a bomb time at 205 last night.
And I totally just took a picture of Wolfs ass while he was sleeping. Also enjoy the spelling mistakes on this because I’m still kind of drunk.