This is next Friday:

I will have 20PBRs, and a bunch of drink tickets. I’m not drinking because I have to go upstate on a unicorn riding adventure with my family for a few days. So come get drunk and find out what it’s like to see me sober at a party.

Clothes by Pegleg. Making every grown ass man look like a toddler again.

Uhhh who else produces music videos for their porn?
Rock n Roll in my Butthole - Brutal Enigma

Also Doug Sackmann and Morgan Mae are suuuuuch a cute couple!

In other news listen to Joannas new hit:

How fucking catchy is this song? Im really regretting not going to Philly for the music video shoot!

Today I interviewed Johnson of Pilot Creative:

I didn’t know I was going to be doing an interview so I was a bit unprepared and unkempt.
Plus it was my second interview ever! Don’t be harsh.

I’ll be doing more of these plus vlog-ing so don’t you stop reading babysinead.com. If fact you better recommend my blog to you best friends, your gynecologist, your grandmother and your stalker.

I can always connect to Sigur Rós no matter what, they’re that amazing. Their new video though, it’s like I could connect to it on every part of my life from birth to now. Please watch, it’s beautiful:

It makes my heart explode from being too full. I love it.

Had this song been out when I was 16yrs old it would of been my fucking anthem.
I Kissed A Girl

The video has premiered…That’s me making out with my old stripper colleague. Yum.

It’s kind of weird to see Pharrell Williams pretending to be Bronques…

This song is hot and totally stuck in my head…if this track doesn’t get played while I’m out this week I’ll be disappointed.

Also the irony of ex cocaine addicts in this video is so great.

And remember that gallery show I missed…here’s Brenda with the photos she did of me with Matt Siren:

xo

Ok so while I’m busy doing mah hair I want to tell you all about my new BFFs, Sweatshop Labor:

Lucas wears a white terry cloth robe 1/2 the time and John makes sure I don’t leave my underwear places but thinks it weird when I put it on over my tights. I’ve taken advantage of both of them and their balls are bigger than mine.

They have an official website here.

Myspace here.

Download a mix here. I’m working it to my new pole currently.

They also sell t-shirts to help raise money for Human Rights Watch.

Anyways I’m going out Thursday evening to Home Sweet Home to hang with the boys and you should all come too.

Schools out!

First things first,

I went to the doctor Tuesday. Finally. I sprained something in my knee that starts with a P. I have to take 9 motrin a day[ugh], ace bandage and ice it. Also no skateboarding, jump roping, etc.

And no heels. For a week.

So after the doctors I got a call to come get paid to be an extra in an N.E.R.D. video. And wore heels for 12 hours straight. I was supposed to go back today but I fucked my knee up.

The video shoot was pretty nuts, it’s for the new single “Everybody Nose.” I didn’t realize it was for that NERD aka Pharrell Williams till I got there…BLOND MOMENT. Pretty crazy. Boy is still fine. There were lots of hot guys there actually. I forgot how hot skater guys, streetwear nerds and hardcore kids are. I felt like I was 15 again.

Than I got bored. It was a lot of sitting around. Only people I knew was a former friend from the strip club and Bronques who swung by later. Made friends too. Named someone porn ’stache. Some girls got super wasted and it was a real bad look imo. Losing money and bags and cursing at the production crew for only using guys for the first 12 hours and not letting chicks mosh.

The party scene was pretty dope but everyone was soooo tired and some fame hungry. Some dude kept dry humping me in hopes of extra screen time. I was sucking on my neon key necklace looking vapid and bored because welll I was and the director was like “OMG THAT’S PERFECT.” So there’s some footage of that and than I ended up making out with my old girl pal from the strip club because they asked me too. The director was pretty cool and we told me about middle age women selling sex toys on QVC.

I was supposed to go back on Wednesday but I woke up in soooo much fucking pain that I decided to forgo another paycheck and my chance at video hoe fame to take care of my self.

Responsibility.