I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in a way I suppose..
On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.
I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!
All right Snoops new video is the fucking shit. This is established. Buuuuut
AND THIS IS SHIT TOO.
Sorry for the lack of updates. Finals week at school.It’s officially all over next Wednesday.
Wolf is coming home with me for Christmas - SO FUCKING STOKED. I hope he is prepared for meeting my extended family. My family is a lot like me. Multiply me by 20. I don’t think many of you can handle that.
In other news…I GOT MY LAPTOP BACK. They manage to fix everything, I didn’t lose any of my work and a $1000 part was covered under warranty. TekServe - I highly higly recomend them to anyone with Mac problems…they’re way better than Mac store. Cuter, friendlier staff[including females…wtf at barely any chicks at mac stores] and everything is priced right plus they call you with updates about your computer and are totally upfront about everything. TekServe is amazing.
Also…check this a Hello Kitty urinal! Boys don’t you want one of these in every bathroom stall ever?? Man if Happy Valley was still around they’d fit right in.
Also I’ve fucked a lot of djs.
There I said it. I think it’s a mixture of environment and that I’ve always been attracted to the talented and those who know how to party and can keep up with me. For awhile this mostly consisted of DJs.
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