Thank you Rivika for introducing me to “web-cam-stop-motion-thing.“

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I made Easter Eggs the other day! I’m so wholesome.

Fungi is still in love with me.

Chris woke up to me and Fungi playing and watching Fern Gully.

MY CAT WILL NOT STOP LICKING ME.

I mean, I love you Fungi but I’m trying to answer my emails and you’re trying to makeout with me.

And yah I don’t wear makeup unless I have a massive pimple or a photoshoot. I know it’s really hot. That’s why my pussy keeps trying to makeout with me.

I FEEL THAT I OWE ALL MY NEW AND OLD READERS A BOOB PICTURE FOR BEING MY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.

I LOVE YOU ALL. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY TITS. BUT CLOSE.

Also ever since I got home Fungi will not let me be…

I was going to write about weird kinks, how fucking AWESOME my Mom is, and the rubbing of ze taint but um I’m in bed, naked and ready to pass out.

So here are some new pics of me courtesy of Daze:

And that’s my bedroom btw. And yeah it always looks like that. Infact this is a fairly accurate representation of how I am right now. The big pink dildo is here, gloomy bears, fur blanket Just don’t have the hat on but you know what, maybe I should start wearing caps naked in bed on the regular.

I’ve been super busy lately and it’s not dying down anytime soon.

Poor Fungi, named not for the plural form of fungus but rather the killer Irish dolphin of Dingle, Fungie, I really must play with her more…

Um and you know what. My MOM IS AWESOME. We hung out today and discussed piercings[she hates belly but thinks the nips are cool], how babies having babies is so in for 08, and brought new vans together[she got slip ons and I got high top]. Seriously I love my Mom. She’s the best. She’s going to take training to start teaching a class for people with children and loved ones suffering from mental illness. So cool.

Ok I’ll talk of taints and kinks later.

xoxo

This post is dedicated to my best friend, my roomate, my pussy:

FUNGI MONSTER THE CAT DOLPHIN:

This is Fungi chilling on our new super furry white blanket. I loooove it.

That’s Fungi discovering what I got her at the pet store.

I love this cat to death. She snores and it’s awesome. She tries to kill or hump almost everyone who comes to my apartment. Whatever I’m doing in the apt she’s like my shadow. She’s currently sitting on my planner watching ‘Dead Silence’ with me. She gives me kissies and cuddles. She is essentially me in feline form.

In non-cat news.

I MADE A PROFILE ON XPEEPS. ADD IT.

Also this weekend is going to be INSANE for me. If you want to be apart of it - read this post.

I didn’t really take many pictures while in Fl. Sorry mom!!!

Hopefully Yumna uploads the dope ones she took.

Anyway see my new additions to my toy collection - THEY’RE SAINTS. And you get them out of the .50 machine - like homies but holy. So ill.

Also check Fungis Fl souvineir:

It’s a bouncy ball! Made to look like an orange! YAY

Exscuse my I’ve been traveling all day barely wearing makeup and drinking drugged face

So happy to be back with my loves[Fungi + Wolf tmrrrr].

OH AND GUESS WHAT I GOT TESTED TODAY AND I DONT HAVE HIV

HIGH FIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAAS

Wooo anyways I’m back in nyc. I missed home terribly despite being with my best girl.

Some crazy video chats went down but I’m not aloud to talk about them.

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