I put makeup on for the first time in a month for the Missbehave party to only realize I have to be up at 4am to go to the apple store - Fungi ate half my keyboard. It’s my fault for leaving the laptop open without a protector on but damn Fungi! Waking up to my spacebard in your mouth is so not cool. Anyways I have no idea how I’ll get up at 4 if I don’t go to bed super early. At least my hair is getting super long yay!

My camera broke and we’ve been without each other for like two weeks. They had to replace that part of the camera so now I got a spare broken part.

Mommys little monster <3, we’ve been together two years now.  I’ve been really anti social as of late but I’m trying to get out more. Sure I could consume books and cuddle my cat all day every day but I need human contact more. I’m hosting some events in a couple weeks. I got Fungi a litter box that looks like a space resort. I also have two very large cardboard boxes. I saw Alfie yesterday and had lunch with Cherri today. Good to see my favorite people.

Also is anyone else psyched on gmail themes? I’m using cherry blossom, you?

Anyways, sorry the blog has been kind of dead lately…I’m on it! <3

Just a few outtakes from today’s photo shoot.

Fungi always wants to get in on the action!

My lovely makeup artist and model!

xxx Sinead XO

I spend my Satuday nights watching bad horror movies, doing laundry and kissing my kitty.

What do you do?

xxxo

Baby Sinead

  Dear Playgirl,

I’m going to miss you. I’ve enjoyed your classy and tasteful pictures of the male anatomy.

I also enjoyed that time you published an editorial with a dude that looks just like my ex[smirk, dick & all].

Sure you’ll be online but it won’t be the same. What will I read on my cabs back from Chelsea to Brooklyn?

NAMBLA? I’m not into that.

What will Brad Walsh / Junk-Mag[RIP] put in gift bags?

Love you forever Playgirl,

sincerely, Baby Sinead

PS My cat was snoring[and clearly dreaming about Playgirl] while I wrote this.

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My pet pinata Roger:

As Frog[in Pegleg obvi]:

And Roger as me:

Yah that’s Roger.

This is Fungi looking at Joannas vagina:

I’ll show more from the shoot later in the week.

Also my kitty got fixed and still looks like Frankenkitty:

And lastly here she is hanging out with her Ugly Doll and the unicorn purse Ariel got me<3:

I did mini yet scandalous interview for PunkXXX - read it here. It answers the question I get all the time, “Are they real?”

Went to Home Sweet Home to see Sweatshop Labor, Kellog and to rescue some porn. Had a good time, got drunk, made Froggy come pick me up and cab it home.

I clean up nice.

I stole someones tie?

Vodka Oj all night.

I took a picture of a Hasidics mans penis.

Good times!

I’m really feeling the new Tidy Cats advertisements:

I’m a total fucking cat lady and I have no shame.
My baby Fungi has been sleeping lots because we just sold her ovaries on the black market.

And Fungi:

Did a bunch of painting today. Leg is killing me still from that fall - gotta get to the dr asap. Got some new mac makeup but don’t feel like wearing makeup lately…sigh.