Finals week is always stressful. So I buy new shoes and Jack.

Oh and vintage lingerie. How can you not love…

I lounge about my apt as if I’m Marilyn Monroe…just add some Spanish studying in there.

xoxo

PS

No more talk sex with Sue Johanson. I hope she gives a lecture in NYC sometime soon.

• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

Mouse ears. I don’t feel this trend at all.

Dear Hipsters - Stop wearing them. It’s not cute or edgy. I’m not feeling this. Lets just stop it right now. I had a feeling people would start wearing them outside the magazine pages and no one has really pulled it off…also I’ve seen a few people do it and I’m already sick of it.

Move on to something new.

Dear Stylists - come up with something new for your editorials. Please. Isn’t it your job?

Also I find it really weird that my exboyfriend who is not allowed to talk to me and I refuse to be associated with INSISTS on keeping pictures of me up on his myspace. This one really takes the cake…I mean what does that caption say to you? Hmmmm.

My apartment is kind of a giant piece of art. Fungi accidentally got stoned today. Writing a paper on femnism and exotic dancing right now but I can’t remember how many pages I need it to be.

- Sarah Lee is now 21 / 15 ! I think a bottle of Olde English may or may not been stolen last night. Not that I know anything regarding this. Dances With White Girls and Andy Pry love tacos. People should pay them in tacos for DJ-ing.

- Kid Sister and The Cool Kids at hiro - good show. Thanks Daddy!!!! And that’s that for my CMJ week. Sorrry I need to spend time with my family and doing school work not seeing mostly average bands and getting drunk.

- I went to 205 - I knew no one but Lloyd. Best thing written at 2am and drunk “club 205 is andy warhol meets walmart.” Somewhat sober I still stand by this. I also drew some hilarious awful ballpoint crazy abstract figure studies. This is what happens when you’re a little bored and on clonapin.

-Waking up still drunk at 830 am S U C K S . I have to see my therapist for the first time ever at 1030 - HOW BAD IS THIS. I have to convince someone I’m not that crazy but I’m slightly inebriated. Why did I let my mom talk me into this?! Also my chemical burn eye is acting up and is red and I look stoned. And I have sooooo many errand to run after this!!! oh god I’m totally taking a nap in the park, homeless style. WHATEVER.

- I got a message via Myspace saying they’d like to be reincarnated as my cat. I feel bad for Fungi lately because I’m never home to play and cuddle. : / I think when I get her neutered I ‘m getting her a Tarina Tarantino collar. I like this one best[in purple], or because it’s a bit cheaper and she might tolerate it more - this one in pink.

Now that NYC fashion week has come and gone … I would like to offer my current takes on fashion:

1. Pussy Nails

The great thing about wearing cat stickers on your nails are all the really bad jokes you get to make when you finger bang another chick. Pussy - Pussy! The other fun thing is making you nails talk to each other and creating names and personalities for the different cats.

2. Dirty Kicks

Fuck you people and your clean sneakers. I like my sneakers nice and worn in - scuffs and all.

3. Scrunchies

I mean why not? YOUTH IS BEAUTY! And youth = scrunchies. See the above picture….wearing scrunchies = getting FUCKED. Scrunchies FOR THE WIN! Really girls and boys[with that long hair that makes you look almost like a chick]…do yourself a favor and pick them up while they’re cheap at Target - I guarantee they’re the next big thing.

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When I dream at night … my dreams are like this + reality + electric candy:

I wonder if I’m the only one who can relate to these movies.

Page 25 yo! I’m the cover gal for the article on stylemob.com - one of the websites I haunt when not updating my blog!

Dig up some change and check it out!

PS if you want a style mob invite leave your email!

I think Friday July 27 was one of my most exhaustingly days I’ve had in months.

For some reason unknown to me I woke around 6am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Read for a bit. And than took the long way to work and laid out in Battery park under a tree for a bit[one of favorite places to do so] - it was morning so I had the lovely experience of dew dripping on me - I love that! At work we went out on a hectic four hour[usually we only do three] sail with lots of champagne rolling and crazy Brits! Also nabbed my first sunburn of the season ! It’s only on my shoulders but it’s quite red. It was lots of fun none the less and I finally had some cash in my pockets again.

Than I got some taro Bubble Tea and sat outside spitting tapioca balls at tourists for a bit. I went to the pharmacy but because junkies stole my wallet[I keep passing the junkie that did too which is really fucking weird…] I could not afford my medications.

I came home and found something that broke my heart - my ex of barely a month had recently been telling me he still loved me and missed me etc etc. So I go to his myspace to leave a message regarding me stopping by his bar after work to get him some of his stuff - and notice his pictures of him and his new “wonder wheel” hugging and tongue-ing. Real fucking cute. Have some tact! Way to kick a gal when she’s down.

Anyways as much as that sucks - the fact that people actually came to Riffi just to give me hugs and pep talks more than makes up this. That’s real love. Much love to all you.

After that I got ready to go go and Frog and I headed into NYC. I walked in and since the Adult Drawing peeps were short a model I did that too. Essentially I go-go-ed and on breaks I modeled. I went into a bathroom with a bunch of people and I got pissed at someone in there for disrespecting my friend and got in a fight. I think I’m a very angry person lately. Seriously though don’t disrespect my friends. Especially my lady friends. A handful of my favorite boys were there Sam, Ian, Nikola, Bronques, English, Mitch from BA which was great. And of course Jess, Brendon, Malfunction. I was pretty much spent by 3am and a little while later I ran off into the night with a good friend of mine for an adventure.

I got tucked into bed sometime around like 8am….and woke up on Saturday around 1pm and immediately had Brunch at Life Cafe with Frog and Zoe. When I got home my hangover made me feel like shit. So I would like to let you all in on one of Sineads HELPFUL HANGOVER TIP! If you feeling mad sick to your tummy drink some yummy pink pepto - just rinse out a shot glass - one from the night before is fine - fill it to the top - down it. Down a bottle of water. Eat some melon. Feel better in an hour or two! <3

I stayed in Saturday night as is customary for me. Watched Valley of the Dolls[book is better] and Dancer in the Dark. Cleaned my kitchen. Had a heart to heart with my cat.

Some pictures from Adult Drawing:

These pictures are courtesy of Burning Angel:

The back room at Riffi where it took place. I love that they call it the back room.

It sounds really dirty….yet I feel like it’s the cleanest place at Riffi.

Morgan and Mayhem are so beautiful!

I touched their boobies..

She was drawing on a Village Voice paper which I loved.

That’s a picture Joanna drew of me on Doug…emm dig the hairy face!

I love JoJo. She is responsible for making me sign important documents saying that I’m legal and 19 even though I keep telling her I’m 16 and smelling my vajayjay. See that scared face she has. I think that’s the face she makes when she thinks of me.

Morgan has bullet proof nipple covers. Not pasties. I got to get some of these as I live next to the projects and am afraid someone just might shoot my nips off one day!

Photos courtesy of Bronques:

Mr. English and I share a love of plaid shirts!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG YESSSSSS

The picture is dedicated to Lil Mama. Lip Gloss YO!

It’s also dedicated to the mad attitude problem I had in that bathroom.

I love you Zoe. Don’t let anyone fuck with you! The college years!

My bedroom is indeed silver!

I look a mess here but it was 6am, I had been up since 6am. I love you Fungi.

 The follower courtesy Nikki Johnson:

Morgan and I posing together.

Doug was out of control and it was awesome!!!

Dirty shoes. Torn lace. Hidden drink.

You know how I roll!

Ok I’m out sweets!

The Kill Shop Kill booth is awfully meaty! YUUUUM. I don’t know about you but this makes me hungry. I tried to give my mom some of these flyers but she thinks their gross. I snuck some in her purse anyways.

THE GOODS

HOLY SHIT HOW CUTE IS THIS. CAN THIS TRADE SHOW GET ANY CUTER?

Why yes it can! Look it’s my friend from the bodega! The plantain! I rubbed his mustache! But really can this get any cuter….

A WALL OF MR . T DOLLS! OMG THEY OUT DID THEMSELVES. SERIOUSLY.

I love bums. Seriously. I love bums. Kendra and Raquel have great bums. And everyones bums look great in KSK gear.

Raquel may of come late to the show…but she did come prepared.

MY TURCO TOES I LOVE YOU <3

TOO CUTE

Peek a boo!

What’s that Cupcakes? Redman is here?

REDMAN LOVES ALUMNI AND KILL SHOP KILL

Janis and Raquel dance party!

It was meant to be. LNP predicts the future
[PS Bronques - if you see this - you cheered me up so much on the bus the other day, much love <3]

This is me intoxicated in a box. Probably something someone should frame and give to my parents.

The trade show was a totally dope success! I think we made mad connects and totally got the word out! Plus I scored some hot duds, free magazines and found out about some hot brands as well[although nothing is as hot as my new KSK bum shorties I’ll be rocking at adult drawing friday!].

Check out the rest of the photos here!

xo BABY SINEAD

PS Check out the KSK blog here!