It’s true. This is probably the last time I’ll ever go-go because I’m over it. It’s just not as fun as it was when I was 18 and a coke head who had no life outside of school and nightlife.

Anyways Trash changed homes, Joanna will do burlesque, I’ll dance for ten minutes and than get drunk and makeout with three people and have to ask my boyfriend about it in the morning. Here’s the flyer:

If you want to be on my [10 person] comp list[and aren’t normally comp by Daddy B James] get at me before Friday.

And for you kids who don’t like to leave Brooklyn - Joanna Angel is hosting at Savalas on saturday with Michael T dj-ing last I checked.

You’ve reached a new level of class when you get topless at a wedding for a party photographer.

Today I contributed to making a girl cry during a class critique. It’s not my fault that she took muddy b&w snap shots of homeless people and called it photojournalism. Also aren’t critiques for learning you suck? I hate FIT. Except for the sculpture that looks mysteriously like ball sacs in the D building nobody has balls here and people are lazy as fuck. I than made the official decision to stop going to painting because I don’t feel like doing still lives and getting trouble for painting things neon green. I feel sort of hypocritical leaving a class because of a lack of creative freedom and critiquing someone till they teared up. I don’t know.

I spent $100 in paint[spray and latex] at Home Depo. Love that place because they id you but don’t realize that the actual law is 21+[and yes I’ve run into problems buying paint before]. Currently turning the tv bright yellow.

Also learning how to use an electric screwdriver! WOOOOOO

I’m feeling cynical.

Yesterday I had the most fun I’ve had at a shoot in awhile. I got to take advantage of LaLa sexually and take a bath in a metal basin.

In other news…

• I’m on the front page of nerve.com today!
• Is it rude to tell someone to speak better on the phone? Seriously though there’s a reason I prefer to do my correspondence mostly through email/text…so many people can not talk on the phone. I was talking to a client yesterday and I could barely understand him and it was beyond frustrating. This is also someone who insists on doing everything through the phone.
• FIT students are ridiculous sometimes. I wonder if other school have students that will spend $5000[of mommies and daddies money] on a bag but complain about buying a $100 textbook. Also our Asians always have the raddest school supplies. I’m kind of jealous.
• Betsy Johnson is speaking at my school! I need to find people to go with or I guess I’ll just go alone. I’m not even a fashion student haha.
• I think my brain melted out my ears last night. Seriously I aced my first quiz and than I had another and I just had a giant brain fart. I mean really how did I forget how to conjugate tener?! So embarrassing.
• Joanna texted me last night “You’re going to have so much sex in LA your vagina is going to fall off.” Better pack that super glue I guess!
• I really want this. I’d probably drive everyone nuts playing music in the bathroom and stuff.

I got a bunch of meetings today and I need to put money in the bank account so byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

IT TOOK ME FUCKING TEN MINUTES TO DO THIS FUCK:

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This is a picture of a book stuck in my ass I took ten minutes ago:

I’d tell you about last night but I don’t remember much. So in the comments could you please tell me what happened last night.

I may of made out with a tranny - just want confirm/deny on this.

Also crawled under the gates of Home Sweet Home, this is confirmed.

“This is why you white girls always be in the news”

• I spent the morning of the 24 puking for about eight hours straight due to food poisoning. Family came over for dinner and I almost passed out during desert. Awesome!
• My mother gave me a coffee maker. I do not drink coffee[avid tea drinker] but she brought it so that when she comes to my apartment she can drink coffee. Apparently the thing of instant coffee I keep around isn’t good enough. It’s kind of hilarious in  a way I suppose..
• On the other hand I got some ill gifts - a shit ton of nozzles for spray painting from my brother and a le tigre dress I had my eye on and told my mother. The way that thing hugs my body without being revealing - dammmmn girl.
• And my gifts were well loved - I brought my mom an assortment of nice lotions that she would probably kill me if she knew how much I spent on them. Only the best of the best for Mommy though!
• Also Pee Wee Herman - no wonder I’m so fucking gay. GAY GAY GAY. I’m sorry. I’m just loving the word Gay lately. You know what todays secret word of the day is? GAY. You know what you do when I say GAY. SCREAM. GAY AHHHHHH.
• I want to smuggle my parents cat Tippy home because he is so overweight and awesome but every time they catch me bagging him they yell at me. But seriously he’s just like a giant cuddle monster pillow.

I mean really
HOW COULD THAT NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY
Just cont on with it via YouTube - the WHOLE christmas special is there!
Yay!

B B S checking in heeeeerrrrrreeeeee.

I’m a really big Kavinsky mood tonight…no idea why.

About to head to M @ Darkroom for the first time ever - I don’t ussually go out on Mondays but I’m missing my new boyfriend too much that I’m going to go there for an hour or so just to see my beautiful wolf and melt with him.

We’ve been spending our time teaching me to skateboard - see my awesome first bruise! and cuddling lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots.

I’ve also been really productive lately despite being a bit deppressed - having Wolf around defintely helps. I’m getting a lot done and writing kick ass papers and making dope art and by the way half my studio in my apartment looks like this:

Yea it’s insane….it’s really just a lot of spray paint and a tank and a graffiti and some canvases that are JUST getting started on….. oh and while I was blinging out my cats litter box I super glued my fingers together. I called Lloyd and he helped me out once I convinced him I wasn’t joking. Oh and saturday got even crazyier when I got wasted and accidentally had Graffiti party and tagged almost my whole apartment with my friend and his friend. OPPS. Like out of my mind.

I’m contemplating calling someone out via my blog. Hm.  Well see. Lets just say I don’t get this whole fucking scene queen fake ass hypocritcal bullshit about girls who pose nude and her boyfriend hitting on me explcitly as well and saying he was coming over to basically fuck me.  At least at the end of the day I’m genuine good person who has real friends. Not a millon myspace ones. At least I can rely on more than my looks and theft and manipulation to get by in life. It just hurts me to see one of my best friends being fucked over. so. bad.

/end rant. Sorry.

Nerd Girl X is launching in a few days - I’ve know Oly and Liom a long time so I’m REALLY excited about this!!!! I’m even getting a new gloomy bear to celebrate.

 Drinking water and OJ like it’s going outa style - think I might be getting sick..or working 2 hard!

PS I added on my myspace blog a page where you can copy and paste the HTML for my PORN banners! Click here if interested!  I always appreciate the support from fans <3. If anyone wants to make me some babysinead.com banners that’d be dope - I so suck at graphic design…

crazy blinking images by wolf cause he’s amazing

loves

I have recently realized by combining diet pills with this anti seizure medication I’m on[despite the fact I don’t have seizures!] I get this amazing three hour high. It’s not as high as say a weed high, I’d say little bit below it - its perfect for school. It’s amazing. It actually makes FIT slightly more tolerable.

I swear I hate the majority of the student body here[How the fuck can you be an FMM major and not know the definition of couture - HOW HOW], and although the professors and counselors are fucking AMAZING - everyone else that works there is mildly retarded. I swear you can just sit outside this school and laugh at the students the go here. Also no man that attends college here is over 5′9….why? Really? Why? Is there some sort of law? I mean I’d like to have sex in the darkroom more often but like I’d like to have a taller man ya know?

Anyways today in Human Sexuality, I realized I am not like most students. Or most people. In that I am very self aware, honest, very in touch with my sexuality and apparently thats weird. And this all came about while talking about friends with benefits.

Also someone in the class is doing their term paper on diabetes. I don’t think they got the memo that they are in Human Sexuality. Unless they’re writing about fucking with diabetes which I don’t think is that different from fucking without diabetes but what do I know!

Anyones who has talked to me in a watering hole since my birthday knows about VAGINAS OF THE FUTURE. Think about it - we’ve bedazzle everything -ipod, phones, laptops, cars, toasters, your stepmother….it’s all been covered in rhinestones. or swarvorsi crystals depending on the thciness of your wallet.

SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO BEDAZZLE NOW

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YOUR VAGINAS

VAGINAS OF THE FUTURE!

My girlfriend inspired this but seriously how hot would rhinestone encrusted pussy be?

More on this some other time!