Can someone tell me what is going on here?

How cold is it outside?

This is just a little teaser for all you good folks out there. You’ll find out what it’s from soooooon enough…

Cashew shaped like a dick for sale on ebay.

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=kv7wE_J122_&cl=9gwiL_J122_

Expect more shoots from us soon!
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If I become an xtube VIP member it will be A LOT easier for me to share dirty movies with you. I only need 10 people to sign up so up so please do!

 For the ladies and gay boi readers of my blog, I got you something special. And he most certainly lives up to the randy part of his name. He came over yesterday and we had a good time.

After the jumps things get more fun!

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Nice cover Purple magazine, but next time I want some peen! You know with Playgirl gone and all….

Although considering what’s inside[mcginley among others] there’s gotta be at least one dick shot.

I just photographed a man who needed pictures for help getting into the adult industry. He asked I not show his face but it was a handsome one at that..maybe he’ll reconsider.

Two more after the jump.

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I think I might be on my way to becoming  famous.

• Andy Warhols framer framed my tits for a gallery show.
• I’m making my second music video debut, this time for N.E.R.D. and they’ve put up a preview of it:

Yeah I’m that idiot with really lame knuckle tattoo…like who would get something so trite on they’re knuckles like, they’re totally going to regret it in three months. On a non sarcastic note I’m real proud to see Bronques doing so well…I remember when we first met……. I was supposed to go have tea with someone I met at the shoot today and I totally forgot because I felt like shit all day, I also missed a gallery opening. Behind the scenes of the shoot:

You can see Pharrells hilarious attempt at hardcore dancing better in this one:

Emmmm boys moshing. Always gets me…
Someone needs to post video footage of Pharrell accidently getting punched. Shit was hilarious.

Last night I hung out with the Sweatshop Labor crew at Savalas. The music was good, the drinks got me drunk and I shook my ass a lot. There was also a lot of meleasting of people going on. Meanwhile my new hobby of taking random pictures of dicks on my BB is working out well. I almost left my underwear at the Sweatshop Labor loft.

Just took a bath with my vibrating duckie and a lush bomb. Gonna finish watching the Kit Runner and clean for Mommys day!!!

Good night!