And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

These were taken the day before I left for La La land:

To see them bigger and better just click the image.

xoxo

EDIT One of these photos was put in the showcase on OMP! Wooo!

Please note that as a 20 year old financially independent adult if you want to press charges against me…the people involved are me, you and my lawyer.

My parents, my brother, my family have nothing to do with pressing charges against me so please stop harassing them before I have to take action. I know you like to go after them because they are sacred and mean the world to me but please be educated, and mature when taking legal action not petty. My family is aware of the life I lead and is aware of when I have been in legal trouble before - just because I rarely mention them on this blog[except to rave about how awesome they are] does not mean they’re in the dark about my life.

Also please educate yourself on legal terms before you start sputtering them out of your mouth.

I’m never giving out my family home number ever again. Even if I’m staying there without my cell, obviously I can’t trust people not to exploit my family and respect their privacy.

In other news check out my AWESOME hair and makeup for the shoot today:

Peace!

Full set on flickr[18+ but it’s art ;)]

More here 

Thanks darling.

xo xo

 I wish I had made it to Brenda’s gallery showing the other night. I’ve just been so anti social and sucked into reading lately. I was in it[plus a lot of amazing artists were showing!]:

And of course my favorite adult drawing boy is hanging out by my picture!

I peed in a cup for Burning Angel today.

That is me holding a cup of my own fresh warm piss.

Yesterday I had the most fun I’ve had at a shoot in awhile. I got to take advantage of LaLa sexually and take a bath in a metal basin.

In other news…

• I’m on the front page of nerve.com today!
• Is it rude to tell someone to speak better on the phone? Seriously though there’s a reason I prefer to do my correspondence mostly through email/text…so many people can not talk on the phone. I was talking to a client yesterday and I could barely understand him and it was beyond frustrating. This is also someone who insists on doing everything through the phone.
• FIT students are ridiculous sometimes. I wonder if other school have students that will spend $5000[of mommies and daddies money] on a bag but complain about buying a $100 textbook. Also our Asians always have the raddest school supplies. I’m kind of jealous.
• Betsy Johnson is speaking at my school! I need to find people to go with or I guess I’ll just go alone. I’m not even a fashion student haha.
• I think my brain melted out my ears last night. Seriously I aced my first quiz and than I had another and I just had a giant brain fart. I mean really how did I forget how to conjugate tener?! So embarrassing.
• Joanna texted me last night “You’re going to have so much sex in LA your vagina is going to fall off.” Better pack that super glue I guess!
• I really want this. I’d probably drive everyone nuts playing music in the bathroom and stuff.

I got a bunch of meetings today and I need to put money in the bank account so byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I was going to write about weird kinks, how fucking AWESOME my Mom is, and the rubbing of ze taint but um I’m in bed, naked and ready to pass out.

So here are some new pics of me courtesy of Daze:

And that’s my bedroom btw. And yeah it always looks like that. Infact this is a fairly accurate representation of how I am right now. The big pink dildo is here, gloomy bears, fur blanket Just don’t have the hat on but you know what, maybe I should start wearing caps naked in bed on the regular.

I’ve been super busy lately and it’s not dying down anytime soon.

Poor Fungi, named not for the plural form of fungus but rather the killer Irish dolphin of Dingle, Fungie, I really must play with her more…

Um and you know what. My MOM IS AWESOME. We hung out today and discussed piercings[she hates belly but thinks the nips are cool], how babies having babies is so in for 08, and brought new vans together[she got slip ons and I got high top]. Seriously I love my Mom. She’s the best. She’s going to take training to start teaching a class for people with children and loved ones suffering from mental illness. So cool.

Ok I’ll talk of taints and kinks later.

xoxo

“One day I’ll look back at the day I lost my best friend after she started hanging with guidos and became republican and laugh”

“You’re already laughing”

Photo by Daze.