Hai guuuuuuys,  I’m blogging for Missbehave mag now. Check it out.

Don’t worry Baby Sinead, is my baby and always will be my baby and will not be neglected!

And I’m back to 100% health so expect full blown crazzzziness next week.

xoxo

I gave a video interview to a French porn site today. They kind of toured my apartment including my freezer. All that’s in my freezer is ice, a handle of vodka and a frozen chicken nugget shaped like a dolphin that’s been there over a year.

What does that say about me?

Anyways the guy was a total hottie and I’ll tell you all when the video goes up. Too bad you don’t see him in the video, just my “dirty discotechque” esque apartment and big tits busting out of my dress. And me talking about porn and why there’s a chicken nugget in my freezer.

anyways

boobs

booobs

booooooooobs

I love boobs and Madison. I love Madisons boobs. Read her blog. Here’s a picture of her naked:

I wuv my wife. Read her blog and look at her naked and fucking on Burning Angel. My current goal in life is to fuck her in her malm.

 First my birthday gift to you, remember that graff doc I’m in? That I posted pics from? Well here’s the clip where I’m in it[lots of naked Baby Sinead, minimum Baby Sinead cometary]:

The Lovely Brenda and Baby Sinead from “The Lyfe” from knox on Vimeo.

Someone sent me flowers for my 21st. Note only read “Happy 21st” no signature. Was not someone in my family. Only like 14 people know my actual street address. Thank you mystery person!

As some of you may of noticed I have a live web girl feed on the sidebar encouraging you to join Naked.com. If you give it time it loads up and you see girls moving about and doing their freebie show….well yesterday all three girls were holding their boobs while I held mine in a picture. It was like so meta I couldn’t believe it.

Anyways. I’m gonna drink more. lulz. If your a pal and wanna drink hit me up. I got a handle of vodka LEGALLY! I’m gonna drink out of my BIRTHDAY GLASS THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR MY BIRTHDAY WINE GLASS I LOVE YOU.

xxxxo Baby Sinead

I’m 21 today. Go nuts.

My boobs at 21yrs old. And my 21st bday pimple.

I leave you with a page from my birthday book:

(that’s the first picture ever taken of me)

xxxo [no longer?]Baby Sinead

21 Things I Want For My 21st Birthday! [in no particular order]

1. Fungi to stop trying to kill people.
2. Uh basically anything off my wishlist.[it’s mostly books - note I prefer used <33]
3. Alcohol - white wine, Jameson Irish whiskey, Sofia champagne in cans.
4. $$$
5. Porn[reaaaaally wanting Dave Nazs Circa 1982 or the Pirates rip offs or some good lesbian porn]
6. A hooded leather jacket.
7. New tattoos!
8. A cashmere cardigan….
9. Donations to Muffins. [this organization keeps cats like Fungi from humping everyone]
   
10. Moleskin notebooks[I heard you can get neon in Europe!!! but can’t find them here].
11. Lace leggings!
12. Magically learn how to cook.
13. A quality stripper pole.
14. Claddagh ring.
15. Strippergrams. Dead serious on this one. I’ve wanted one since I was 16.
16. Skateboard lessons.
17. Flowers…I love them.
18. Polaroid captiva 500 film. This shit is hard hard hard to find!
19. 21 scratch cards.
20. red bull
21. A killer birthday party

Also please just as I do whenever someone gets me a gift from my wishlist, I always send a handwritten card back[so be sure to provide your address] and I’ve started including naughty pictures and stickers too.

Also things I can do I you turn 21:

1. Buy spray paint minus the hassle. [NYC law]
2. Gamble.
3. Go to and work in certain strip clubs[many require custies and girls to be 21+].
4. Retire the fake id[although mine was confiscated a couple months ago] and actually use your own id to drink.
5. Add to this list in comments!!!! <3

So many people have birthdays in September. It’s insane - I know at least 20 people. At least. 1/2 my family was born in September so instead of a bunch of parties we’d have just one so nobody would go nuts having a birthday party to attend every week.

I dunno, between starting my last semester in September and so many birthdays…I don’t know how I’m gonna function!

xoxo Sinead

PS To everyone who enjoyed Figure magazine - I just found LOADS of stuff you’re going to love. Can’t wait to share it with you!

 Today I got a message from someone yelling at me for being a feminist and telling me that I am actively degrading women. I don’t think I’ve ever truly declared myself a feminist on this website but I have a horrible memory and I’m sure I have somewhere in the universe.

Feminism and me are ol’ pals. I grew up in the heyday of girl power graduating from the Spice Girls to Shirley Manson and Gwen Stefani. I wanted to be Tank Girl when I grew up. I knew women kicked ass, maybe even more so than men and that I should never let my vagina stop me from anything.

I liked erotica even before I knew what it was. I was exposed to a lot of beautiful naked women through vintage Vogues, watching the Godfather triolgy[I had to close my eyes during the violent scenes not sex] and just by being a curious kid before the age of ten. Seeing my mom naked or topless or being in her room while she dressed was never weird to me.

I was not raised to be ashamed of my nude body or sexuality.

My appreciation for nudity grew as I hit puberty and because a horny fucking teenager. I started watching porn. I knew what I liked and what I didn’t. I was coming of age when Sucide Girls was founded, I though Anna Nicole Smith was incredibly hot and watched her movie with my friends but also knew you could be outside the social norm and be sexually attractive.

I’m kind of babbling here, I’m sorry.

So here it is: I belive in equality for everyone despite racial, gender or sexual indenifciation differences. I will stand by that to the day I die.
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I’m coming off some horrible pill that my dr decided to prescribe me and completely changed my personality, gave me headaches and plateaued my weight loss for two weeks.

Really fun.

No I mean like super awesome as in I took a bunch of shit earlier hoping to pass out for a couple hours to cure a headache and hate for the world.

I woke up at 11pm. Fuck. I’m annoyed that I didn’t set an alarm and I’m sure someone will email me or call me in a hour to tell me to take down this blog. Or within a day. I’m not writing anything against anyone just, ahem, sending out the wrong message.

Guess I’ll wake up early tmr and get shit done? I’ll be lurking Manhattan so be on the lookout.

I don’t know if I’m going upstate this weekend. It looks like I have to tie up strings instead of ride horses.

After the jump more on why I’m a horrible girlfriend and lonley and the fact that I want skateboarding lessons.

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I’m trying to be postive right now..so lets go[in no particular order]:

1. Dollar Stores!!! I just got two frames, headbands, and a candle for $3.75!
2. Boys with nice tattoos. I’m especially in love with sailor jerry.
3. Girls who want to get naked for me!
4. Crushes. I love that giddy feeling I get when I see you.
5. Trying new things. Acting! Singing! Even if I suck - at least I tried.
6. Re-decorating my bedroom.
7. Dark purple nail polish.
8. Bushwick, Brooklyn.
9. My family. I love them so much.
10. Watching Frog get dressed. It’s hilarious. Sorry Frog.

NOW TELL ME 10 THINGS YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW!