To the fan who sent me a gift but didn’t include a name or address - THANK YOU, you’re really sweet and it’s very appreciated. If you want to email me with an address I’d love to send a more personal thank you note.

And to everyone who has stood by me when life has been on the rocks - thank you.

I’m really lucky.

PS The Lyfe(graff doc I’m in) is opening soon! More info in a bit…

My life:

In other news can bitches get over shit already? Whenever I’m feeling down all I do is think well at least I’m not a 28 year old broke ass go go dancer whose vagina resembles something from a sci fi movie. You made your grave, now lie it. Shhh shhh nobody cares what you have to say.

My mom came over today, she got my cat a free bowl from Fancy Feast that resembles one of the ones they use in the ads! No joke! Sure it’s plastic but how pimp is that for Fungi? I’ll have to take a picture of her eating with it soon, it’d adorable with her little rhinestone collar. My mom and I also talked about the future and I’m feeling good about it. I think everything is gonna be ok and I’m on the right path in my journey. I have amazing parents. One day I want to make enough money to send them on a vacation to the islands(one of their favorite places to go).

Life is going to be ok. I know that in these times we’re all worried but have faith in your higher power. <3 to you all.

Hai guuuuuuys,  I’m blogging for Missbehave mag now. Check it out.

Don’t worry Baby Sinead, is my baby and always will be my baby and will not be neglected!

And I’m back to 100% health so expect full blown crazzzziness next week.

xoxo

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I made a poster to promote our kissing booth.  Prices will be on the right when I fig. them out!

I wanted to find this picture of me with a poster I made about Anne Frank and me giving a presentation on her during 4h when I was 12 but it’s at my parents. But really my poster skills go way back.

In other news angry feminist is “corresponding” with me via email.

I have yet to once insult her or even insinuate anything insulting her, yet her emails are full of you’re dumb, clueless, your college degree means nothing because I have a Phd and she keeps up bringing up the fact that she is pretty, smart and likes sex….which I never doubted? Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I think you’re ugly or dumb. The fact that you don’t understand this and are spending your time harassing some porn girl instead of working on you dissertation makes me question your intelligence or why you are so bitter. bitter. bitter.

Really people if you want to have a intellectual debate it’s one thing but if you want to sit in the corner, plug your ears and scream “I’m right! You wrong!” all the day than don’t bother.

[I boded this because she obsessively checking the site and calling me names - maybe she should read what I just wrote about. . .]

And there you have it I just made a blog entry that includes porn, Anne Frank and femnism all in a few paragraphs.

Let the hate mail rain on meeeee[sung to the Who - Love Reign O’er Me]….

So Cherri came to NYC and we went to Toys R’ Us and rode the Ferris wheel. I got in trouble for riding a pink horse.

I wanted to take her to my FAVORITE diner - Cheyenne and found out it’s closed. Kind of sad, it was a classic diner and had been used by numerous photographers and film makers as a set. So we went to Skylight which is an eh diner…the eggplant was good though.

After that I needed to go to B&H - oh wait did I mention I accidentally got Cherri high by giving her a klonapin for her headache? Anyone who’s ever been to B&H knows that place is extremely disconcerting and confusing for people who are anything but sober. We actually got told twice that we were scaring Hasidic men.

We nailed a cab back to my place where we drank up a storm and Cherri passed out early. When we woke up we ate some food together and I shot three sets of her for her up and coming pay site. I’ll be posting previews here.

Pictures of our Toys R’ Us  adventure after the jump!

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My pornicorn star girl friend Cherri is coming to NY this week and we’re gonnnna go crazy and have fun because life has been kind of yucky for both of as of late.

We’re gonna play tourists and go on the Ferris wheel in Toys R’ Us. What other touristy things should we do? Take in a peep show together?

I”m gonna take a million naked pictures of her too. Look how preeeeettty she is:

PS You see her videos @ BrandonLongwood.com, LazerBunny and her blog here.