The one piercing I will never have is my belly button. Not because I think it looks tacky 80% of the time but because my mother actually made me promise to never get it done. She thinks it’s the grossest piercing of them all. She rather I have five vagina piercings before I have my belly button pierced. Having seen the below belly button rings I think I understand why.

A lavender rhinestone representing your vagina? NO THANK YOU.

Is it really necessary to broadcast your favorite sexual position via belly button?  Yuck.

Also as someone who learned how to light jewelery properly … it drives me nuts how wrongly lit these photos are!!