21 Things I Want For My 21st Birthday! [in no particular order]

  1. Fungi to stop trying to kill people.
  2. Uh basically anything off my wishlist.[it’s mostly books - note I prefer used <33]
  3. Alcohol - white wine, Jameson Irish whiskey, Sofia champagne in cans.
  4. $$$
  5. Porn[reaaaaally wanting Dave Nazs Circa 1982 or the Pirates rip offs or some good lesbian porn]
  6. A hooded leather jacket.
  7. New tattoos!
  8. A cashmere cardigan….
  9. Donations to Muffins. [this organization keeps cats like Fungi from humping everyone]
  10. Moleskin notebooks[I heard you can get neon in Europe!!! but can’t find them here].
  11. Lace leggings!
  12. Magically learn how to cook.
  13. A quality stripper pole.
  14. Claddagh ring.
  15. Strippergrams. Dead serious on this one. I’ve wanted one since I was 16.
  16. Skateboard lessons.
  17. Flowers…I love them.
  18. Polaroid captiva 500 film. This shit is hard hard hard to find!
  19. 21 scratch cards.
  20. red bull
  21. A killer birthday party

Also please just as I do whenever someone gets me a gift from my wishlist, I always send a handwritten card back[so be sure to provide your address] and I’ve started including naughty pictures and stickers too.

Also things I can do I you turn 21:

  1. Buy spray paint minus the hassle. [NYC law]
  2. Gamble.
  3. Go to and work in certain strip clubs[many require custies and girls to be 21+].
  4. Retire the fake id[although mine was confiscated a couple months ago] and actually use your own id to drink.
  5. Add to this list in comments!!!! <3

So many people have birthdays in September. It’s insane - I know at least 20 people. At least. 1/2 my family was born in September so instead of a bunch of parties we’d have just one so nobody would go nuts having a birthday party to attend every week.

I dunno, between starting my last semester in September and so many birthdays…I don’t know how I’m gonna function!

xoxo Sinead

PS To everyone who enjoyed Figure magazine - I just found LOADS of stuff you’re going to love. Can’t wait to share it with you!