Bif Naked
I always forget that I’m like five years younger than most my friends. Whatever. This was MY SHIT in middle school - high school! My best friend and I totally used to steal Bif Naked cds from our older siblings in 8th grade.
Bif Naked was like the more in your face kick your ass version of Gwen Stefani and when your local scene was all guys you had to go to MTV2 for your music goddesses. There were no local kick ass chicks in my scene, just girls who put up with shit from their abusive hardcore band boyfriends. This might explain why I was such a lez early on. That and the fact my girlfriend were hot!
Can you get any better than Tango Shoes:
She kind of channels Tank Girl[my hero!] in this video plus how can you beat this: “Suddenly I’m taller, You’re smaller, I am reborn!” That was so my anthem for every boy that broke my heart when I was 16[and there were a handful - life lesson via b. sinead #197 Don’t get arrested. Don’t get arrested with boyfriend when dating another boyfriend. Actually don’t cheat or get arrested. PERIOD!”]
Or my Moment of Weakness?
Yeah I’m totally fucking rocking out to Bif Naked and cleaning right now. Fungi thinks I lost my mind but I think I just my life back on the positive fun track and off the ihateeveryone track.









August 10th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Did you know she is currently fighting breast cancer?
August 10th, 2008 at 4:42 am
I’ve heard my thoughts and well wishes are with her. I think just like everything she does - she will kick cancers ass
August 10th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Are you Canadian? That’s were Bif Naked was cool.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:58 am
nahhh new york born and raised!
August 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I love Bif Naked–it’s strange, so many people have never even heard of her. Sometimes I wish she had gained more mainstream attention. She was fucking hot, too.
August 16th, 2008 at 1:38 am
I’m going to out myself as a geek by admitting this but my gateway to Bif Naked was her appearance on the 4th Season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But no matter how you found out about her she definitely rocks.