Here’s some advice for people living on peoples couches for free:

• If they ask you to help around the house don’t half ass it or procrastinate or just never do it.
• Help with cleaning. Especially when an insane fly problem happens.
• Contributing to things like buying food, toilet paper or replacing a tea kettle if you melt the whistle on it would be helpful.
• Do not interfere with their work schedule[yep there’s a reason why my cam schedule didn’t work out this weekend].
• Don’t sit around being pissy because you’re coming off E and there are people trying to have lives around you.
• Do not take over parts of their apartment to the point that the owner can no long use these parts.
• Get your shit together.
• Lastly, do not say 10x a day how you hate the cat. Don’t like my cat? Don’t live here.

I promise I’ll have a real cam schedule in the next couple weeks. Unfortunately I can’t cam-hoe it up next weekend since I’m going on vacation.

And I’m pretty much fuck it today because I’m in a bad mood and now that I’ve bagged said persons shit I got a whole ‘nother part of the apartment to sweep, mop, dust and organize. And please don’t email me saying you want to clean my apartment…it’s great that total strangers want to come here and clean and I’m grateful but I kind of don’t want to invite people into my apartment that I don’t know to clean my apartment because I’m a porn girl.