ojdoesplaygirl  Dear Playgirl,

I’m going to miss you. I’ve enjoyed your classy and tasteful pictures of the male anatomy.

I also enjoyed that time you published an editorial with a dude that looks just like my ex[smirk, dick & all].

Sure you’ll be online but it won’t be the same. What will I read on my cabs back from Chelsea to Brooklyn?

NAMBLA? I’m not into that.

What will Brad Walsh / Junk-Mag[RIP] put in gift bags?

Love you forever Playgirl,

sincerely, Baby Sinead

PS My cat was snoring[and clearly dreaming about Playgirl] while I wrote this.