Stupid Email of The Day.
This landed in my inbox with 16pt Ariel purple fucking font. I swear I get at least three emails a day that are just…Dumb.
“hehe hi hiI havenot been introduced to you although we are friends with someone in common who passed me your emaul because I recently came to the city. They told me you’d be down in getting with with a gorgeous piece of ass like this one hehe. Okays I do not ever check my email so don’t respond if yous wan’t to mingle i will hand yous my pics and prove im as sexii as i claim. hit me up up on my Y! Messenger.
so yes just send me a message to Yahoo messenger: Gwenn2win”
Does this sort of shit ever actually get people laid? Seriously.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Yes people do get laid by doing stuff like that.Which proves to me why our gene pool needs it’s bleach back.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Well no one is getting laid by ME thru doing that…just so you all know!
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
lol @ “emaul.” i’ve gotten emauls likes this, they’re funny but they’re also totally creepy.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Your smarter then that Baby.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I can tell you from my personal experience that this does not work.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Pffft, Sinead try nexopia.
To: -MARSHMELLOW
From: hockeyguy0202
Date: Thu Jul 3, 2008 5:38 pm
Subject: No Subject
suck my cock
To: -MARSHMELLOW
From: crazy872
Date: Tue Jul 1, 2008 10:01 pm
Subject: No Subject
hey babee u look soo fucken hott
To: -MARSHMELLOW
From: MyBeN
Date: Tue Jul 1, 2008 2:46 am
Subject: No Subject
hii babyy
i m alone at my room and i m very bored
i wanna enjoy with you so if you are hot give me your msn address we go on cam
Yes, they think this sort of stuff works. I get a message like this (and oddly my myspace has the same pics, I just never get hit on there) about every 5 minutes.
July 4th, 2008 at 1:34 am
I love the “wan’t.” Impressive grammar. Gotta love it.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:44 am
i just hope that this poor bastard has a good right hand because i dont think he’s geeting anybody like that ….
haaa it’s all the difference with the french guys…french guys are sooo coool …( hihihihi the tour promess in paris is still wa
July 4th, 2008 at 6:45 am
oups…..like i said the tour of paris is still waiting for you… ( sorry for my poor english …
a lot of sweet kisses for you baby…
July 4th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
So tell us what will then ??
“Baby Sinead Says:
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Well no one is getting laid by ME thru doing that…just so you all know! “
July 5th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I JUST got laid by every one of these replies to this blog. thanks guys that was really great, was it great for you too?
July 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Pretty much everyone and their moms get these emails… they’re just one of the latest scams to try and sell you some kind of shit
July 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
hey babi jus wanted to let u kno that the offer stil stands andi f u wan’;t t cum hook up% with this sexii jpiece of ass then u no where to find me. a nywayz we aught to mingle sum day babe
August 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
received you message and would like to cum with you!!