Sineads Getting Head Guide
In my last post it came to my attention that some women don’t enjoy giving head. I think most of this comes down to the habits of the male.
- Keep your pubic hair trimmed. I personally don’t believe it’s necessary to shave as most men don’t have the sense to properly shave their hair and end up covered in razor burn, which is just as unappealling as seeing herpes blisters on your dick.
- Foreskin. Do you have one? I hope so because I like them when they’re nice and clean. Make sure you clean it properly.
- Testicles. You most likely have two - congratulations but have you ever put your face within a foot of stinky sweaty balls? It is quite possibly the reason that last girl vomited while giving you “deep-throat.” There is nothing wrong or awkward about washing your balls before sex. In fact it’s courteous and hygienic. Please boys, you know your balls are sweaty and smelly, I want to enjoy pleasuring them so wash up.
- You know what? Make sure you’re just fucking clean in general. Seriously boys, didn’t your mama tell you need to shower every day.
- Communication is key. Do not go rough on a girl unless she likes it. Just because in porn men face fuck the shit out of women doesn’t mean you can. Always discuss what you and your partner enjoy in bed before it goes down, keep in mind one girls idea of submissive and your idea of submissive may differ. If she’s doing something you like - tell her.
- Mind your manners. Not every girl can deep throat so do not put pressure on a women to perform in way she’s uncomfortable with. Many women find having their head pushed down towards your dick degrading and rude. Please and thank you still mean something.
Follow these simple rules and you’ll never get your chick off your dick.
Photo courtesy of Deep Throat Love.
June 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Sinead, will you be my mentor? (L)
June 28th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
“Just because in porn men face fuck the shit out of women means you can.”
oops
June 28th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well said.
And all the more reason why I stay shaved.
June 28th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
6! (Y)
June 29th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Also, be curtious and tell her when you are coming. Nothing is more annoying then getting cum on your shirt cause he didn’t warn you.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:55 am
“Many women find having their head pushed down towards your dick degrading and rude.”
amen
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 am
i find your advice to men helpful, but honestly, i don’t think they really care for the most part. i personally take sucking dick seriously, and i want to know the best way to do it… either by getting advice from someone who knows more than me or by practice.
although i am sure some guys do this, i think that most guys would not really look up info on how to please a lady. albeit, some guys would (guys that have brains…), but i think that most guys are so passive about that stuff and could almost care less as long as their getting their rocks off.
end rant