Fake Big Dicks In Porn or I Want Some Strawberry Milk
Yes.
It does happen.
I kind of want to start a site where I fuck people with a semi believable 15inch dick. And when I cum it’s strawberry milk.
Or maybe it’s just 6am, I can’t sleep and I’m thirsty.
June 21st, 2008 at 9:37 pm
old meme
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You should start a site to show that you are not a whore. Get a real job you piece of trash.
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Aww, does the little whore get offended by real talk?
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
The majority of comments have to be approved especially those lacking real emails and websites - like yours.
Maybe you should grow some balls and be able to insult people without hiding behind a computer.
Real talk.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
A “real” job?
Oh, like maybe the one where she can sit in a fucking office cubicle for hours growing an ass, pushing paper and generally be a fucking waste of space.
At least she has the courage to follow her passion rather than be a mindless drone for the machine.
Rock on, Sinead!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
lol it’s prolly you know who and her minions leaving those dumb comments. fuck the haters, sinead, you rule!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Thanks Sequoia <3
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
I’ve been wondering about these sites that have popped up with huge mandingos blasting their loads with the same force as a supersoaker. Not only do the cumshots look totally fake, some poor schmo can’t even get his real dick in on the action. He has to stand there and stuff his fake cock into some holes to build up to a fake climax. Can there be anything more humiliating to be on camera male porn talent and not even really get to fuck the girls? I hope these dudes get double booked and get to shoot a real scene after this dopey shit. Otherwise, talk about a case of blue balls….
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 am
I’ve been wondering about these giant fake dong websites, too. Who makes these things? The fake dongs, I mean. Is it the same people who make the Whizzinator (i.e. prosthetic penis used in fooling drug testers)?
I like Sinead’s idea. Should she at least aim for verisimilitude with a pale white dick, or is an all-black schlong the way to go?
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 am
I think you should had a site where you pick up girl and fuck them with a strap on. I would produce the first one for you.
I you can do 2 or 3 of those I am sure the one strawberry milk one won’t be far behind. Ooopps did I just say that?
Seriously , who wants to see BabySinead fucking random girls with a strap on.
Say YEAH!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Lol i love you, I was looking for that exact photo where they point out the real cock lol, I saw the video on youporn or something n couldnt find it again hahahahaha. You are the bestest. I wanna play with your awesome boobies right about now…..I mean…..
-Cherri
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I will totally take your pink load all over my face MmMmMmMMmmmMMMmmmm…..
June 24th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Haha, I agree with Dylan. Those poor men!
“Hey, would you like to do a porno?”
“Getting paid to have sex? Okay.”
“Just one thing, you will wear a fake penis. Your real penis won’t even be part of the action.”
“…You’re mean.”
June 24th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
i’m allergic to strawberries