I posted a CL missed connections
I got three replies. None from the hot tatted stretched ear lobed man across the way.
Including this:
“hi i saw your ad in the Craig’s sorry but I’m not the neighbor but I’m very horny i live in the area I’m Jewish 23 very hot maybe we can meet still tonight please reply even if you don’t want just reply no and sorry for bothering you but i would love to meet someone tonight thank you Simon ”
I have a date on Friday so I guess I’m not a complete loser at this whole game.
Going back to bed now.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
wait - you have a date with the horny 23 year old jewish guy? 0_o
June 12th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Oh god no… I have a date with someone unrelated to my craigslisting.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
That’s one thing you can always count on CL for, at least one random horny guy with no business writing to you in the first place.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Hmm Vera Wylde, not sure if I agree with your logic. It seems to me that if a random horny white girl is posting on missed connections, then random white guy replying is fair game. Just my opinion…
June 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
One. Why does it matter that anyone is white here? Weird. Nobody said anyone was white…
Two. I didn’t say I was horny, said I was looking to meet someone.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
hey, don’t hate the jewish horny men! hahahah. this entry is cute though.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Oh I love my some jewish bois - but he didn’t send a pic which can mean only one thing….he’s not haaaaaawt
June 13th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I saw this when it came out, I flagged it to “best of” just brilliant.
went to be with a cozy/fuzzy felling inside, some girl somewhere knows the kind of wanting guys experience all the time.
Is good to be reminded.
Now that I think about, the right reaction should had been to jerk off to the girl. Sister soul I though,
June 13th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Sister soul I though, Ho well
June 14th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Cute and funny.
“And when I say white
Yo, I don’t mean pink
‘Cause my skin’s about as white
As white out ink”
–mc chris, “mynameis”