Sean posted this earlier:
“Dear Internet,
We are very sorry we exploded you.
yes, its true…it was us.
Kelly Lind and Sean Adamz have somehow burnt the internet down… Baby Sinead also had a hand in it..or some boobs. Maybe everything her boobs touch turns to rust or explodes. I’ve heard that about her, meh whatever I’m willing to take the chance.
Our servers are down due to a fire in the datacenter in sunny fiery los angeles.
All of the sites in the altporncash network are currently down.
FEAR NOT! the problems are being worked out and the fire dept. has been on the job for 2 days now attempting to figure out exactly what caused the explosion of an entire office. no seriously. explosion.
so currently sites that are down right now include:
altporncash. com
lazerbunny. com
kellylind. com
babysinead. com
danadearmond. com
xanthia-doll. com
arielX. com
and many more in our network
and thousands more in the world.

Sorry internet,
Sincerely
Sean Adamz
Kelly Lind
and Sinead.

[our awesome is explosive]
GETCHASUM EXPLOSIONS BITCH. “