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I interviewed Benny Blanco today.

Interview With Benny Blanco from Baby Sinead on Vimeo.

In my last post it came to my attention that some women don’t enjoy giving head. I think most of this comes down to the habits of the male.

1. Keep your pubic hair trimmed. I personally don’t believe it’s necessary to shave as most men don’t have the sense to properly shave their hair and end up covered in razor burn, which is just as unappealling as seeing herpes blisters on your dick.
2. Foreskin. Do you have one? I hope so because I like them when they’re nice and clean. Make sure you clean it properly.
3. Testicles. You most likely have two - congratulations but have you ever put your face within a foot of stinky sweaty balls? It is quite possibly the reason that last girl vomited while giving you “deep-throat.” There is nothing wrong or awkward about washing your balls before sex. In fact it’s courteous and hygienic. Please boys, you know your balls are sweaty and smelly, I want to enjoy pleasuring them so wash up.
4. You know what? Make sure you’re just fucking clean in general. Seriously boys, didn’t your mama tell you need to shower every day.
5. Communication is key. Do not go rough on a girl unless she likes it. Just because in porn men face fuck the shit out of women doesn’t mean you can. Always discuss what you and your partner enjoy in bed before it goes down, keep in mind one girls idea of submissive and your idea of submissive may differ. If she’s doing something you like - tell her.
6. Mind your manners. Not every girl can deep throat so do not put pressure on a women to perform in way she’s uncomfortable with. Many women find having their head pushed down towards your dick degrading and rude. Please and thank you still mean something.

Follow these simple rules and you’ll never get your chick off your dick.

Photo courtesy of Deep Throat Love.

Note - the picture to the right is not related to any dicks in this post.

Yesterday sucked. I was supposed to do two interviews and neither happened. I was supposed to do a photo shoot but I couldn’t find my way around Bushwick - I must of walked in 20 circles and than a group of guys wouldn’t stop following me and harassing me[I wonder if they know that I know what they’re saying, horrible]. I looked at my phone. Dead. Of course the battery runs out when I need it. I managed to get back to my apartment where I practically collapsed from the heat outside and my frustration regarding not being able to get to the shoot.

Part of yesterday Did Not Suck though but I did suck. I had a date at my apartment. I made cucumber and tofu “cream cheese” sandwiches, fruit salad and mimosas. The professor and I read my dirty vintage bdsm personals magazine from the 70s.  We ended up making out hardcore which progressed to my performing fellatio[it sounds so much classier when you say it that way]. And I love giving blow jobs so that was good times.

Otherwise everything was a mess yesterday although there are valid reasons for everything.

I’ve updated the [very extensive] links list and added a tags page for easier access to the tags!

My parents are currently in Las Vegas on both business and pleasure, I heard from my mom the other day and they’re having a great time. According to my mother there are lots of “crazy porn things” that I’d like. They also got to take in a Cirque de Solei which makes me incredibly jealous as I’ve wanted to go one forever!

Tommorow I’m interviewing the boys of Sweatshop Labor, if you have any questions you want me to ask, leave them in the comments!









Photo by Brenda Staudenmaier.

So I’m on youtube browsing baby skunk and sloth videos when I come across this:

Please note that the infamous and controversial video -about an English mum who is breastfeeding her children beyond ages that are considered normal by society - is under the related videos.

Weird.

Unrelated but I’m gonna try and scan some vintage porn for everyone this week. I love me some 80’s pubic hair!

Yes.







It does happen.




I kind of want to start a site where I fuck people with a semi believable 15inch dick. And when I cum it’s strawberry milk.

Or maybe it’s just 6am, I can’t sleep and I’m thirsty.

thunderheist - jerk it from thatgo on Vimeo.
The only thing alt. about the alt. porn industry is drama, and a lack of maturity. Seriously some girls need to just do their job and shut the fuck up. And also learn that allowing people to video tape you doing drugs[or just being an idiot in general] is a bad look. You are not Amy Winehouse. And if you are, please go to rehab.
Also really what’s the difference between alt. porn and mainstream? It doesn’t exist anymore for the most part.

Anyways who the fuck knows.

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