My friend Daze did some amazing drawings of me based on photos he took and I wanted to share them with you:

This one is my favorite.

You can read his blog here and his official website is here.

xo

PS Click them to see them bigger/more detail.

Had this song been out when I was 16yrs old it would of been my fucking anthem.
I Kissed A Girl

Remember that picture of my cat staring in awe of Joannas vagina? Here’s a sneak peek at the rest of the pictures.

You can see more of Joanna on her official site and Burning Angel!

xoxo

Ariel and I went out last night, spent most the night at Arlo & Esme, starting off with Miss Pac Man and dancing around… There were mad rude people there for some reason - just people who lacked the manners to say excuse me, etc … one guy was crushing Ariel and I told him he was crushing my wifey and without hesitation just shoots back “Well the she’s ugly anyways.” Whoa, whoa, whoa dude what’s your problem? Everything was fun otherwise though.

Around 3am we ran to HUGS for U.N.I.T.Y., the 90s dance party. Played skee ball and took sticky pictures. Cujo had sex with me on the skee ball.

After that we somehow went to an after party which confirmed the reasons that we don’t do coke. We’ve decided that for former addicts there should be fake coke bags they could carry around and when you get an urge to do some you open the bag and it just starts spitting out mindless coke banter.

Ariel and I spent today cleaning my apt … it’s super clean now and watching deaf girl porn.

In my next life I am coming back as a koala bear.

I am going to sleep all day, wake up, get high of some leaves, have crazy sex and go back to bed.

Last nights look was good:

Underwear is the new outerwear.

And well pasties are the new nipples.

Last night I got married to Nicole, Ariel and Zach in the state of Utah.

I attempted to make it to the GBH 10yr anniversary at Webster Hall but I never got out of Brooklyn - much to the disappointment of a certain someone ;). Ended up partying at the Sweatshop Labor loft and Savalas…where Nicole got mad at the bartender but we don’t why, and she stole a glass from there.

Also we stared in being John Malchovich:

Baby Sinead gets her first brazillian curtosey of Martha Screwup.

Also I attempted to sell my pubic hair on craigslist.

It was flagged for removal within 20 minutes.

I guess I’ll try ebanned.

Home Sweet Home was awesome last night but the shoes I wore were so not conductive to walking:

Yeah no idea where that big scratch came from. And Roger is wearing PegLeg.

I wore a fresh red rose from my garden. And yesss no roots.

I got Snuff on pre-order before the marketing started but seriously how great is the marketing for this book? How much do I love Chuck Palahniuk?

She has a myspace page!!!

My pet pinata Roger:

As Frog[in Pegleg obvi]:

And Roger as me:

Yah that’s Roger.