How and Why I Spent Too Much Money On a Taxi
I puked on a cab today.
At 7am I grabbed a cab home to Brooklyn - I was feeling fine at the time. Once we got off the bridge I started feeling sick [a combination of drinking too much and eating nothing] but I rolled down the window and focused on my breathing, hoping I could wait till I got home to puke. Unfortunately, 11 blocks from my place I puke. I honestly tried to keep it down but couldn’t. I put my head out the window and puked, so of course some got on the car and the cabbie flipped out at me. He made me get out of the cab and started yelling at me, telling me that it was illegal to puke on a cab etc etc etc. I tried to argue back but I was busy projectile vomiting my stomach bile everywhere.
He said he was going to call the cops so I threw $60 at him and told him to fuck off.
I walked the rest of the way home.
There was church youth group of 30 kids meeting outside my apt for a field trip.
Awkward when you have drool on your chin and thigh highs peeking out from under a too short skirt.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
When I was little, I puked in a cab. Not out of it, right there in it. I went to a destinys child (I WAS TEN) concert, and every one was smoking. I happen to get extremly sick from tabacco smoke. My Mum took me home in a cab early, and half way home I puked. Since I was little I didnt get yelled at.
The moar you know.
May 24th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
it wasnt a cab but…one time i was coming home from a party back in high school. the car was loaded and i was in the back seat. there was this girl laying across everybody in the back seat and i remember she had white shorts on and her ass was right in my face. so all night id been eating everclear jello shots. so we are about a block from my house and i didnt even have time to say “hey im gonna puke”. i dont think i even remember feeling sick. it was just like “BLAOWWEEEEEWWW” all over this chicks ass on her white shorts.
i felt pretty bad about it the next day but…she got over it.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Be sure and eat something healthy today.
P.S. Did you get any pictures? I bet you looked like a superhot zombie.
May 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
what an asshole. i threw up in a cab once and not only did the driver not get pissed, he handed me a roll of paper towels he had stashed in the front of his car so i could clean myself up.
May 24th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I puked out of the window of a cab once and all the guy did was pull over and kick me out, I didn’t even have to pay. I doubt it is illegal to puke in a cab, that seems like a stupid law.
May 24th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Man I feel like an idiot for actually paying for the cab and giving him $60 to clean or whatever. I was so out of it because normally I would of yelled at the guy for having no compassion. And I also would of realized the cops have better things to do than settle arguments regarding people puking on taxis. It’s not even like I was a drunk asshole or something like that…I was just a sick girl.