Ariel and I went out last night, spent most the night at Arlo & Esme, starting off with Miss Pac Man and dancing around… There were mad rude people there for some reason - just people who lacked the manners to say excuse me, etc … one guy was crushing Ariel and I told him he was crushing my wifey and without hesitation just shoots back “Well the she’s ugly anyways.” Whoa, whoa, whoa dude what’s your problem? Everything was fun otherwise though.

Around 3am we ran to HUGS for U.N.I.T.Y., the 90s dance party. Played skee ball and took sticky pictures. Cujo had sex with me on the skee ball.

After that we somehow went to an after party which confirmed the reasons that we don’t do coke. We’ve decided that for former addicts there should be fake coke bags they could carry around and when you get an urge to do some you open the bag and it just starts spitting out mindless coke banter.

Ariel and I spent today cleaning my apt … it’s super clean now and watching deaf girl porn.