I have a soft spot for porn bloopers. Kink.coms are especially funny:

PS My favorite Kink sites are Hogtied and Training of O.

PSS I updated my wishlist!

Went to Philly today to Shoot with Brandon Longwood and Cherri Cola. Shot first with Cherri - she made me cum twice, it was pretty hot. Than Brandon…his dick is huge by the way. Than we shoot some stuff for podcasts. We ordered food from an Italian joint and they had under side orders a dish labeled ‘gizmo.’ We couldn’t figure out what it was so we ordered it - it’s bread, sauce and cheese. Weird, I wonder if the gizmo is some Philly thing. We went to Cherris after…she has an awesome house. Two stripper poles and a hot tub! I shot in the hot tub…it was hard to stay focused I just wanted to pretend to be George Washington.

Behind the scenes:

[I’m gonna be a raccoon next Halloween]

Ummm Happy 420 to all my weed smokers!

I’m taking time off from drinking and smoking soooo none for me.

xoxo

GossipGirl

My loyal readers, I love you all, but alas, I feel like I’ve be holding out on you.

I’ve never publicly discussed my brief stripping career.

In January of 2006 I had just moved to Brooklyn and wrapped up my freshman semester at FIT. I had very very few friends in nyc and had distanced myself from my friends in upstate nyc. I lived in a studio apartment in a neighborhood overrunn by children with nannies. I was lonely.

But most of all I was Bored.

At the suggestion of my friend Oly, I auditioned for a job at Stiletto in Times Square. I brought a pair of seven inch clear plastic heels as we didn’t have time to shop around so I had to grab the first pair that fit on St Marks. Nobody ever checked my id or even asked for a SS, they looked me up and down like the piece of meat you are as a stripper and approved me.

I took the name Lola from the book Lolita and the Kinks song that sings “she walks like a woman and talks like a man”, this probably wasn’t the wisest move as A. Lola is hard for men to understand in a noisy club…people think you’re name is Lala, B. Stripper names should not come from songs about drag queens. Or maybe they should? C. Strip club patrons do not pick up on references to classic literature.

Stripping turned out to be a great way to spend Winter break. I slept till late afternoon everyday, waking up to leisurely put on makeup, eat and read before heading to work.

Work although frustrating[January is a notiriously bad time for strippers] was kind of fun. I enjoyed learning to pole dance, observing the different dynamics between strippers, performing on stage …

The money was great and since I was working so much I barely even spent it. I had cash lying all over my apartment.

Of course all great things come to an end. Management was shady at best, even if you made $20 you still had to pay a tip out of over a $100… Towards the end of the month I was told that while in school I would have to continue working 5 nights a week. I decided to wait to make my decision regarding this even though I knew right there and than that I would stop working once classes started up.

Towards the end of my run I came to work one night feeling horribly sick and nauseous. I asked to leave but was denied. I was doing a lap dance and felt cold and sweaty, and that urge to throw up got stronger and stronger till finally I collected my money and bolted for the dressing room. I puked and than begged to go home and was denied again.

There was no way I could leave through the front door. There were cameras everywhere and my boss was watching, if I decided to walk through the floor in street clothes I would of been stoped.

Frustrated I took manners into my own hands. I got dressed, dumped all the contents of my locker into my bag and ran out the back door. The back was fenced off to separate itself from a parking lot so I climbed the fence and ran thought the parking lot out on to the street.
That was the last I ever saw of Stiletto.

COMING SOON: My life as a stripper: Part Two!

Cute email from my mommy today:

” Just watched an interviewed of Jenna Jameson on The View. She is very beautiful and extremely bright. The interview was very good. Apparently she has decided to breakout into the mainstream and has a zombie movie coming out this weekend. She was very outspoken regarding her choice (& she stresses that) to go into Adult (porn) movies. She never regretted that decision and is proud of the work she has done. She knows it may be hard to move into the mainstream but feels others have probadly done it in the past but were not honest about the fact that they had done Adult movies. She is a very honest and a delightful person.

I remember reading her book after you did and I admire how she made something of herself even though she had a tough childhood.”

Something nice to come home too after a stressful evening that included having my phone stolen. Heres the video:

EDIT: THIS WAS FILMED OVER SIX MONTHS AGO - I NO LONGER DANCE AND I DO PORN NOW.

A couple pictures Kern sent me:

OMG

I love pinatas - this cracked me up so bad!

Today I went and had a meeting in Tribeca - to get there I had to walk through Chinatown. I walked down Canal St and really shouldn’t of as I hate that god awful street. It’s full of fat tourists, lazy locals, and the most obnoxius people cat calling and peddling cheap knock off goods towards you. The Canal St subway is no good either - for some reason dudes always get in my face there. Some fat guy was literally 5 inches from face…I could feel his hot nasty breath on my cheek as he cooed “Haaaay mami, you looking good” and I’m surprised I didn’t puke on him. Instead I told him very loudly to “Get the fuck out of my face you fucking scum bag.” Dudes are so whack. I’m sorry but the majority of people with dicks suck. Mostly because you’re lives revolve around them.
Also a little respect for a persons space GOES A LONG WAY.
I than headed uptown to the AIM clinic only to have my blond moment of the day…the clinic requires a $40 cash at your appointment[after the $160 paid online] and I had $20 on me and forgot my debit card at home. So mad. And yea AIM testing is $200, so next time you’re thinking about how much porn people make, keep in mind that we have to pay $200[that no insurance company covers…and porn companies rarely do] to get STD tested and it’s only valid for 30days.

Tomorrow I’m taking Fungi to the vet for shots and to get spayed, than making sure I have $40 and going to get my tests. Ugh.

Also I brought Persepolis, the graphic novel memoir of a Marjane Satrapi about growing up in Iran. It’s amazing - I finished it early this afternoon! I hope the movie lives up to the novel:

My brother sent me these.

Also:

My inboxes are full of lulz.

EDIT///:

erotical? You have kids?

Hustlers Barely Legal site is one of my favorites because it contains an insane amount of porn and a diversity of girls.

Here’s a list of some of my favorite free clips that are up right now:

• Mr.Marcus[yum] titty fucks a cutie in knee high socks.
• Alt. porn princess Riley Manson some how makes a ups costume hot…by getting fucked.
• Remember The Transplants? They haven’t put out in album for awhile people just fuck in front of their logo now.
• Lesbians
• Whitney Stevens has some of the most amazing natural large breasts I’ve ever seen.

And this is my new DIY nipple clamp. Take two chopsticks - don’t take them apart and BAM

Love  this girl

YOU GO GIRL!