OMG

I love pinatas - this cracked me up so bad!

Today I went and had a meeting in Tribeca - to get there I had to walk through Chinatown. I walked down Canal St and really shouldn’t of as I hate that god awful street. It’s full of fat tourists, lazy locals, and the most obnoxius people cat calling and peddling cheap knock off goods towards you. The Canal St subway is no good either - for some reason dudes always get in my face there. Some fat guy was literally 5 inches from face…I could feel his hot nasty breath on my cheek as he cooed “Haaaay mami, you looking good” and I’m surprised I didn’t puke on him. Instead I told him very loudly to “Get the fuck out of my face you fucking scum bag.” Dudes are so whack. I’m sorry but the majority of people with dicks suck. Mostly because you’re lives revolve around them.
Also a little respect for a persons space GOES A LONG WAY.
I than headed uptown to the AIM clinic only to have my blond moment of the day…the clinic requires a $40 cash at your appointment[after the $160 paid online] and I had $20 on me and forgot my debit card at home. So mad. And yea AIM testing is $200, so next time you’re thinking about how much porn people make, keep in mind that we have to pay $200[that no insurance company covers…and porn companies rarely do] to get STD tested and it’s only valid for 30days.

Tomorrow I’m taking Fungi to the vet for shots and to get spayed, than making sure I have $40 and going to get my tests. Ugh.

Also I brought Persepolis, the graphic novel memoir of a Marjane Satrapi about growing up in Iran. It’s amazing - I finished it early this afternoon! I hope the movie lives up to the novel: