First things first,

I went to the doctor Tuesday. Finally. I sprained something in my knee that starts with a P. I have to take 9 motrin a day[ugh], ace bandage and ice it. Also no skateboarding, jump roping, etc.

And no heels. For a week.

So after the doctors I got a call to come get paid to be an extra in an N.E.R.D. video. And wore heels for 12 hours straight. I was supposed to go back today but I fucked my knee up.

The video shoot was pretty nuts, it’s for the new single “Everybody Nose.” I didn’t realize it was for that NERD aka Pharrell Williams till I got there…BLOND MOMENT. Pretty crazy. Boy is still fine. There were lots of hot guys there actually. I forgot how hot skater guys, streetwear nerds and hardcore kids are. I felt like I was 15 again.

Than I got bored. It was a lot of sitting around. Only people I knew was a former friend from the strip club and Bronques who swung by later. Made friends too. Named someone porn ’stache. Some girls got super wasted and it was a real bad look imo. Losing money and bags and cursing at the production crew for only using guys for the first 12 hours and not letting chicks mosh.

The party scene was pretty dope but everyone was soooo tired and some fame hungry. Some dude kept dry humping me in hopes of extra screen time. I was sucking on my neon key necklace looking vapid and bored because welll I was and the director was like “OMG THAT’S PERFECT.” So there’s some footage of that and than I ended up making out with my old girl pal from the strip club because they asked me too. The director was pretty cool and we told me about middle age women selling sex toys on QVC.

I was supposed to go back on Wednesday but I woke up in soooo much fucking pain that I decided to forgo another paycheck and my chance at video hoe fame to take care of my self.

Responsibility.