Amazing women, amazing song.
Respect.
Add her on myspace here.
Also the cat of a 1000 faces really stepped up it’s game:

THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.

IM STILL LAUGHING.

Photo by Kelly Lind.

I stopped by the office today and nabbed a picture from LA. Video will be edited and out within a couple months. I’ll keep you’ll updated.

xoxo

gossip girl

MY CAT WILL NOT STOP LICKING ME.

I mean, I love you Fungi but I’m trying to answer my emails and you’re trying to makeout with me.

And yah I don’t wear makeup unless I have a massive pimple or a photoshoot. I know it’s really hot. That’s why my pussy keeps trying to makeout with me.

I FEEL THAT I OWE ALL MY NEW AND OLD READERS A BOOB PICTURE FOR BEING MY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.

I LOVE YOU ALL. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY TITS. BUT CLOSE.

Also ever since I got home Fungi will not let me be…

Thank you Fleshbot for featuring me! See it here. I actually already went to LA and got fucked - you can read about it here!

Also Igor wrote about me today!

Anyways I need to masturbate, clean my apartment, continue doing my laundry, do my homework, and call a million people back.

And hang out with Fungi who clearly suffered mommy withdrawals while I was gone. But she’s cool with it because you know how many scratching posts and unicorns I can buy with porn money? A lot.

How you know djs are having mandates in your bed when you’re away:

T&B stickers, CUT flyers, and wad of tissues clearly cummed in.

Day One:

Land in LAX - my blackberry was crackberrying out and not turning on so it took me awhile to reach her and get picked up from the airport. Kelly Lind shot three solo sets of me which was really fun - he’s a great photographer. Joanna and I shot a set and video together which involves not only a Burning Angel sex toy but also a toilet plunger as a butt plug. The thing is though Joannas toilet plunger mysteriously looks like a butt plug. I’m going to be hitting up Bed Bath & Beyond for one ASAP.

Day Two:

I shot my first ever boy girl scene and interracial although I think it’s weird that people won’t fuck black guys. That first interracial scenes are considered something special or a big deal weirds me out. Where do you draw the line of between fetishism and racism? So I’m glad my first one was interracial so it’s never a big deal. The guy had a really cute mohawk and we shot in Joanna’s closet[which is the size of some of my friends bedrooms in NYC]. The closet is awesome - neon green with a robot on the wall.

Joanna cooked an insane feast and Tommy Pistol and his wife came over to eat with us. The food was soooo good, I haven’t had a home cooked meal in forever!

Day Three:

I got my makeup and hair done all awesome as you all saw here. Also I wore a red latex dress - did you know you can use lube to clean latex and make it look nice? Learn something new everyday. I did a scene in this amazing art loft in East LA with Mick Blue - who officially has the best accent ever and totally gets into the scene. The members at Burning Angel all think that our guys aren’t “punk rock” enough. And I’ve decided that if you all don’t approve of Mick that I’m not talking to you. For like a day. But seriously he’s so hot and fucks way better than the majority of hipster boys…sorry hipster boys…I still love you, lets go listen to Morrissey and wear glasses without lenses while reading Vice.

After dinner I got to watch the first half of Fuck Me in The Bathroom TWO - it hasn’t been released yet but let me tell you…when it is - buy it. Not just for the sex but for the hilarious interviews.

Day Four:

I was going to wake up and watch the second half of FMINB2 but I slept in instead. We went to Beauty Bar LA to shoot. I got amazing hair and makeup done - think Blondie with a beehive. Took awesome pictures and than had really fucking good sex with Alex in the mens bathroom. The scene was very hot. Actually all my scenes were and I can’t wait to see them.

We had dinner at some bar and everyone was loud, wearing green and drinking green beer.

When we got home I went on my email than James walked in with a video camera and I ended up going down on him with Joanna and than filming her getting fucked in the ass by him.

We went to Tonga Bar, a tiki bar to celebrate St Patricks day. The drinks were free and I got kind of drunk. Oh and I made a new gay bestfriend!

When we got home I was pretty drunk apparently. James apparenlty told me to go under the cabinets and I did but I was so drunk and confused…I didn’t even remember this till James told me.

Ok I have to add this in since it’s hilarious, it’s from Joannas blog:

“I listened to nothing but the Dropkick Murphy’s on St.Patricks day and at night me and Sinead went to some tiki bar and drank things that were green. I am not irish but Sinead is. She taught me the meaning of St.Patricks day. It turns out it isn’t just about getting drunk and dressing in a green outfit, it’s also about snakes. See Patrick apparently- who wasn’t even Irish… he was Scottish or British no one even really knows- he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Apparently there used to be a lot of like, poisonous snakes there but there isn’t anymore. I guess that’s just as good of a reason to get drunk as anything else is. Sinead also told me that sometimes Irish baby’s get taken away and replaced with wooden sticks and when she was younger she tried to arrange for this kinda thing with her brother but it didn’t really work. It was pretty educational. I have a whole new respect for Irish people. Next st.Patty’s day I’m gonna go to Boston with Sinead. I look as far from Irish as you can possibly look but I don’t think anyone will care. Do you?”

Day Five:

Went on Sirrus radio with Joanna, we were on Tony Hawks radio station for the Jason Ellis show. I helped Joanna give the illusionist a hand job and than cum on my tits to makeup for not promoting Jason at AVN. It was kind of hilarious because Joanna was trying to video tape it but broke the camera and left the room. So I’m sitting there on my crackberry and bullshitting and the guy is gonna cum so I texted her “He’s gonna cum!!!” And she came back to the bathroom and he came on my tits.

Finished up packing than did Joannas webcam show with her. It was lots of fun, I stuck a finger in her butt and her fans are really sweet.

I filled out all my paperwork, and Joanna gave me a Burning Angel sex toy and Not Another Porn Movie. The Burning Angel bullet is really good. And I’m not usually a bullet girl but the vibrations are killer and the pink cracked design seals the deal. Oh and it’s water proof and phalate free!

We headed to the airport a bit tight on time but we thought I might make the flight but I accidentally got dropped off at Virgin Atlantic instead of Virgin America. Than I was given the wrong directions to America three times before I finally got there. There was so much running and dragging my insane amount of bags around that I was frantic and stressed beyond belief when I reached the ticket counter. I ran through security[not even bothering to put my sneaks back on, through the gates, the vendors till I got to my gate. Where I subsequently collapsed in front of the counter - partially in pain since my knee is still fucked up, and partially because I was anxious and have never missed a flight before. Ever. Fourtantly the kindess of strangers, Virgin Airline and Joanna all were incredibly helpful and sweet. A perfect stranger gave me ibuprofen and water and offered me a place to stay in DC if I was stuck there. The women was very sweet and checked on me a couple times. Things like that give me faith in people and reaffirm my belief in karma. I got a flight to DC and all the flight attendants were incredibly sweet since they had seen how upset I was - I was even given my own row of seats to myself…which if you know me, I love that.

Actually I love Virgin. It’s so cute. With their purple and hot pink lights, silly video, good air plane food…loves it.

The DC airport is really big. And security was worse than NYC. They spent a solid five minutes staring at my bags. Although now I’m looking back and realizing I have some weird shit in my carry on.

I think my cab ride home from the airport took more time than my flight from DC to NYC. I keep falling asleep in the cab[it was raining, I’m tired and cars put me to sleep = bad combo] and the guy DROVE INTO MANHATTAN. I live in Brooklyn!? WTFFFF $70 CAB RIDE. That’s ridiculous.

Now I’m back in nyc and it’s time for a shower, and some much needed Fungi and me time.

Everything I shot while I was out here will end up on Burning Angel, & Joanna Angel. So join those sites and get your hands ready.

This song is beyond addictive.
And you aint gonna get none because you page me 69

Here are some bondage pictures that were taken back in January:

Happy St Patrick’s Day!

xo Your favorite naked Irish girl

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

These were taken the day before I left for La La land:

To see them bigger and better just click the image.

xoxo

EDIT One of these photos was put in the showcase on OMP! Wooo!