“joke”

Q: What do you call a hipster peeping tom?

A: ?

I have a peeping tom. And he’s a hipster. I feel like this is a joke that’s been written. Can someone tell me the answer. What do you call a pervert with long hair, skinny jeans and a jacket clearly from Beacons Closet?

Now that I have curtain I guess I won’t have him any longer but I still spot him on the street and wanna be like YOU - You watched me watch porn[among other things].