I DON’T FEEL LIKE DANCING I WANT TO HOST
It’s true. This is probably the last time I’ll ever go-go because I’m over it. It’s just not as fun as it was when I was 18 and a coke head who had no life outside of school and nightlife.
Anyways Trash changed homes, Joanna will do burlesque, I’ll dance for ten minutes and than get drunk and makeout with three people and have to ask my boyfriend about it in the morning. Here’s the flyer:

If you want to be on my [10 person] comp list[and aren’t normally comp by Daddy B James] get at me before Friday.
And for you kids who don’t like to leave Brooklyn - Joanna Angel is hosting at Savalas on saturday with Michael T dj-ing last I checked.
You’ve reached a new level of class when you get topless at a wedding for a party photographer.
Today I contributed to making a girl cry during a class critique. It’s not my fault that she took muddy b&w snap shots of homeless people and called it photojournalism. Also aren’t critiques for learning you suck? I hate FIT. Except for the sculpture that looks mysteriously like ball sacs in the D building nobody has balls here and people are lazy as fuck. I than made the official decision to stop going to painting because I don’t feel like doing still lives and getting trouble for painting things neon green. I feel sort of hypocritical leaving a class because of a lack of creative freedom and critiquing someone till they teared up. I don’t know.
I spent $100 in paint[spray and latex] at Home Depo. Love that place because they id you but don’t realize that the actual law is 21+[and yes I’ve run into problems buying paint before]. Currently turning the tv bright yellow.
Also learning how to use an electric screwdriver! WOOOOOO
I’m feeling cynical.





March 26th, 2008 at 2:58 am
That seriously just means you’re better than everyone else. You know this, right?
March 26th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Tobii, doll, you know I don’t want it to mean that!
March 26th, 2008 at 3:42 am
i think all moral, wholesome women of good upbringing should learn how to use an electric screwdriver. it’s just common sense.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:43 am
awe! I’m totally bummed! It’s kinda been one of my mini life goals to get to see you Go-Go, but now you’re retiring.. It’s like finding out they tore down the Eiffel Tower, even if I wasn’t plan trip to Paris, I’d still be like hey, I’ve kinda always wanted to see that.
I wish I was the kinda balla who had his own jet, I’d have you put me on the comp list.. but then again if I was the kinda baller who had his own jet, then why the fuck would I need to be on a comp list, I’d had tons of Benjamins
March 26th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Cant sleep so read a few pages of your blog, definitely interesting, you’re abolutely insane, I love it. Herrrreee kitty kitty ;).
Party sounds like fun I might try and get out I could use a little tripI love go-go, I love dancing, I do it for a living!!
Dude electric screwdrivers rock I totally know the feeling I spent all day yesterday drill-fucking my wall in my closet, puttin up shelves woo!!! FEELS SOO GOOD BABY!!! haha. Girls with power tools=hottness, hey now thats a photo-op, we should collaborate =P.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:33 am
Hey, I tried to get you a hosting gig but you never responded ;(
A loyal reader deserves better dont ya think???