Trash last night with Christ was fun. The crowd is kind of weird…like people who don’t understand that if someone who works at the club asks you to move because people are receiving bottle service in a certain area…you do. You don’t sit there and make the bouncer remove you. Also lots of “professionals”, random people in suits, weekend warriors, and like way too many Moby impersonators. The fact that they have burlesque every week is fucking awesome though. And I go to Trash for the people who work it and its like home so I deal.

Today I worked for the artist Ho Chang on his project and recreating classical biblical paintings into photographic digital masterpieces. Here’s an idea of what he’s doing[one of his finished works]:

Pretty awesome. I got to pretend to be Jesus, Mary, soldiers, weeping women. It was an awesome excersice of using my body and face to express a multitude of emotions. And I got to model with Apathy! I had no idea, really awesome surprise to find out your modeling with a friend.

Afterwards I went shopping - I got a hot pink translucent rain coat, a anatomy coloring book, a carnelian, new yoga mat…lots of other things.

In other news this week is just full of people overreacting and becoming PSYCHOTIC with me. I’m not going out tonight, I’m staying in and doing yoga and reading. I need to r e l a x.

For example this young man, Seth was sending me myspace messages wanting to date and help me with my website. I actually humored him regarding a date[I love to meet new people!] but I’ve been too busy. Anyways he says he wants to work on my pay site[despite me having people on this already] and I ask him what he can bring to the table. This is what he sends me:

“myspace. com/neworder2008
myspace. com/iampharmaceutical”

Now what I’m seeing here are poorly designed myspace flyers that a. violate terms of myspace b look shitty on most browsers and c are just not aestically pleasing. So um what do I need this for? I have a nice looking myspace, and I think it’s pretty obvious to anyone who reads this blog I’m more into porn and modeling not nightlife - and as far as nightlife goes I have more contacts in it than I fucking need seriously. So I reply to him…maybe a bit too honest but whatever as we all know that is Baby Sineads style. HONEST

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Um what? Ok. Still what are you to me? I mean really.

Also he sends me texts:

“Fuck you you stupid little twat”

I respond to this with a simple “No need to be rude asshole” and he responds:

“You don’t know what you’re talking about. I guess you like myspace pages with ads and garbage. I got 500 rsvps for my party. so my shit works for someone”

O rly? I have friends who get thousands of rsvps for their parties.

Also I am not working for Lazerbunny because they won’t pay me for getting naked. I don’t get naked for free.

Seriously though…when it comes to irrational people and me … it’s like I’m a magnet. Chris made me put away my phone last night because all my texts were just people being assholes[buried underneath them were texts of congratulations from friends on my sobriety and funny things people send me:)].