main-1php.jpgThings that annoy me:

  • Less than two hours before I’m supposed to do a shoot and I haven’t been given a exact location beyond “upper west side.” How can you even expect models to be on time?
  • Answered an ad for a masturbation video on CL and this is the reply I get “You do other stuff when can you come down for audition I’m in Manhattan”. No punctuation what so ever. And hello so obviously some dude trying to con girls. Fuck that. Email is jmodels2003@aol.com. Just a heads up for models.
  • Accidentally overbooking myself.
  • People who call from private number or phone cards. S K E T C H Y
  • Basically people in general who just don’t understand how to act like a PROFESSIONAL. This goes for models too!
  • DJ politics. So over it.

Things that don’t annoy me:

  • Business dinners that go well and include delicious passion fruit mimosas and basically cement the fact that I am going to take over the world.
  • Deciding not to go to a Ben Sherman party, Studio B, Trash and whatever fucking else I could of done last night that involves drinking and socializing and instead staying in reading and drinking whiskey with Fungi.
  • Spinach. I’m on a real kick lately. It’s the vegetable of vegetables.
  • Having a straw shaped like a penis.
  • Collaborations with talented people.
  • That I’m going to shoot a erotica portfolio for school.
  • Getting laid.

Tell me whats annoying and not annoying you.