Yesterday I had the most fun I’ve had at a shoot in awhile. I got to take advantage of LaLa sexually and take a bath in a metal basin.

In other news…

• I’m on the front page of nerve.com today!
• Is it rude to tell someone to speak better on the phone? Seriously though there’s a reason I prefer to do my correspondence mostly through email/text…so many people can not talk on the phone. I was talking to a client yesterday and I could barely understand him and it was beyond frustrating. This is also someone who insists on doing everything through the phone.
• FIT students are ridiculous sometimes. I wonder if other school have students that will spend $5000[of mommies and daddies money] on a bag but complain about buying a $100 textbook. Also our Asians always have the raddest school supplies. I’m kind of jealous.
• Betsy Johnson is speaking at my school! I need to find people to go with or I guess I’ll just go alone. I’m not even a fashion student haha.
• I think my brain melted out my ears last night. Seriously I aced my first quiz and than I had another and I just had a giant brain fart. I mean really how did I forget how to conjugate tener?! So embarrassing.
• Joanna texted me last night “You’re going to have so much sex in LA your vagina is going to fall off.” Better pack that super glue I guess!
• I really want this. I’d probably drive everyone nuts playing music in the bathroom and stuff.

I got a bunch of meetings today and I need to put money in the bank account so byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Today I would like to enlighten all you straight females and gay bois[although I have a feeling more gays know of this than chicks] to the perineum aka THE TAINT.

See that area between the balls and asshole. That is the taint. Or as more sophisticatedly put by urban dictionary - the area between the crack and that sack.

If you wanna make a manss orgasm when he’s coming even more intense. Just gently rub it or press on it…or even lick it[although boys please clean properly for godness sakes…no girl wants to fucking come in contact with, ahem, dingle berries, while getting you off….yea bad experiance with an ex]. It can also provide some more stimulation and break up monotony during your typical handjob or blowjob.

I’ve had some interesting reactions to to this. Including having someone almost fall down once.

Anyways that’s all I have to talk about today.

Playboy launched an energy drink.

Um. What?

Also why didn’t see any for sale when I was in Boston?

If anyone sees this for sale…buy one for me!

I was going to write about weird kinks, how fucking AWESOME my Mom is, and the rubbing of ze taint but um I’m in bed, naked and ready to pass out.

So here are some new pics of me courtesy of Daze:

And that’s my bedroom btw. And yeah it always looks like that. Infact this is a fairly accurate representation of how I am right now. The big pink dildo is here, gloomy bears, fur blanket Just don’t have the hat on but you know what, maybe I should start wearing caps naked in bed on the regular.

I’ve been super busy lately and it’s not dying down anytime soon.

Poor Fungi, named not for the plural form of fungus but rather the killer Irish dolphin of Dingle, Fungie, I really must play with her more…

Um and you know what. My MOM IS AWESOME. We hung out today and discussed piercings[she hates belly but thinks the nips are cool], how babies having babies is so in for 08, and brought new vans together[she got slip ons and I got high top]. Seriously I love my Mom. She’s the best. She’s going to take training to start teaching a class for people with children and loved ones suffering from mental illness. So cool.

Ok I’ll talk of taints and kinks later.

xoxo

I love you Tina Fey. I’d break my only gay for pay rule for you.

I used to have a slave. I can clean my apt if by clean you mean flog someone while they clean my apt for me.

Now I have to clean by myself the apartment, as usual, is a war zone.

I went to do the dishes and walk away with the water running … ended up flooding my apartment.

Oh and I cleaned my clothes with fabric softener for months because I was buying detergent based off which bottle had the cutest bear on it not which one actually had laundry detergent on the label. In my defense…I’ve never had softer clothes in my life.

 I also can’t cook. I always hurt myself. Burns, severed fingers, etc, etc, etc.

The only I like and am good at is putting things in alphabetical order. I work at a library for a couple years so  I guess it stuck with me.

I’ve decided I need to work on my domestic skills. Tonight I will do my dishes which haven’t been done in three weeks.

Also I’m sorry I’ve been so pouty lately. I’m aware it’s not very attractive. Ha. I promise you all that there’s a lot of fun and exciting things happening in the coming months.

“One day I’ll look back at the day I lost my best friend after she started hanging with guidos and became republican and laugh”

“You’re already laughing”

Photo by Daze.

New picture of me by Daze.

Loving my crackberry. Tooth was fixed. Life is aight. I’m moving on.

Someone tried to hack my email?
W T H???

I BROKE MY PHONE AND LOST ALL MY CONTACTS.

PLEASE EMAIL YOUR NUMBER TO BABYSINEAD@GMAIL.COM

THANK YOU.

Seriously. Lately it’s becoming clearer and clearer to me who my true friends are, people who support me in my successes as well as failures, people who don’t judge me, people who respect me enough to come to me with a problem regarding me…not act like children and pretend nothing is wrong until they post in a livejournal community.

I’m hurting pretty bad, although our relationship was first built on drugs - but I had come to truely love and cherish this girl. In breaking our friendship, she has broken my heart and contributed to my ongoing problems with trusting jawns. See I like girls. I’m sexually attracted to females and could have a relationship with one. The problem is I find girls hard to trust as they are never real about issues in the relationships or I feel like eventually they choose a man over me. Both Frog, my brother, and many other people had to listen to me cry on last night that I feel like a bad gay because of this and also since said girl claims I took advantage of her. Yet the thing is … I’ve reevaluated the situation many times in my head, yes I was drunk and so was she but she had proposed I do what I did to her earlier in the night. I don’t remember any nos but I clearly remember a lot of “fuck me harders.” I guess I’m just really hurt that someone has been so influenced by others of close minded origins to not be ok with her sexuality no longer that she would say the things she said.

Also I would never take advantage of someone. I’ve been a victim of both rape and being roofied…I wouldn’t even wish that upon my worst enemy. No means no.

I guess we did grow apart - it was apparent when I visited Fl…she would rather sit and text people than talk to me. When I came back she was aloof, and I tried to talk to her, tried to check on her but alas she avoided me. I actually sent her a text message regarding the fact that I was worried a known kelpto staying at her house would disrespect her as he had many of my friends… I come to find a few hours later that she posted in a livejournal community that she was breaking up with me. Why we couldn’t be adults and reach an understanding on the phone…I don’t know.

And yes, you got your wish. I have not named you once in this entry because I actually still have feelings for you and won’t drag your name threw dirt. I’m sure if you continue to proceed on in your life the way you are now…you’ll do a good enough job of that for yourself.

I just wish you hadn’t lied and manipulated me.

Oh and my tooth chipped while eating a sandwich today and I missed my drs apt.

I haven’t been to school once this week. Earlier in the week due to career over school, now I’m just too stressed to leave the house.

Can everyone just send me cat macros?