Here are a bunch of pictures from my adventures in FL:

My boobs + Drinks = READY TO VIDEO CHAT

Making FUN.

My art work.

My friends. The fish.

Oh HAY I’m A TOURIST

My Egyptian lover is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Alfie Wins.

Please ignore the monstrosity that was my hair while in Fl. It looks pretty now.

Also

This is when I first landed in America. We were saved from the potato famine!!!

Also

Jazzi is staying with me while apartment huntin. Check her blog - its a good read.

xo

This warm/cold weather in nyc is making me sick. I just drank an emergen-c and about to down a theraflu too. I’m coughing like mad. Never smoking cigarettes again…I was fine untill I was all stressed out sunday and started smoking. Now I feel like I have bronchitis.

It’s also freezing in my apartment. I have the heat all the way up but it won’t go past 60. WTF.

Also this is what my ex posts on myspace after we break up:

motherbrain just died in your arms tonight slideshow film

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I have a 5 person comp list. Comment here if you want on it. Most my friends get in free anyways so I’m just throwing it up and out there for everyone.

FRIDAY.Adult Drawing was pretty hot. The triplets like to brainstorm a weird way for me to pose every time[I’m convinced they have meetings just for this purpose] and this time was no exception. My set was called “Nude on the Moon” and I had this crazy Star Wars meets Arabian Nights meets Awesome on my head and was naked with the members of Just Landed flanking me. To truely understand how amzing this was you need to visit their site. To the left is a picture of them just hanging. This is what I looked like.

Had a lot of fun hanging with all my Burning Angel pals. Cooper came too and later pointed out that the asshole of a door guy totally looks like the dude who hosted that pick up artist show on VH1.

It was Januarys birthday and she had a cake which subsequently ended up in my hair and on my body. Jessie Lee rubbed it on my vagina than proceeded to lick it off while the male porn star rubbed it on my nipples and licked it off and proceeded to suck them. It was pretty hot. As I always say “Don’t bring the baked goods near me…they just end up all over my naked body.” I enjoyed myself. I think the artists were disappointed we weren’t staying still but it was the end of the night and well…we all do porn.

After that I checked out Robot Rock which is now at Luke&Leroys[right across from where it used to be - Movida RIP]… It’s not the same as it used to be but it was still pretty wicked fun. I was wasted. I think I might of fallen on the floor because it was slippery.

No pictures been posted of the event - minimal photography was allowed so enjoy this sketch of me Wolf did.

Since no pictures of the event have been posted and I really love Amandas work I though I would share her stuff with you:

Her full gallery is here. Add her art myspace to keep updated on her beautiful talents.

SATURDAY. I woke up with a wicked hangover and than gave Wolf a handjob and felt better. Possible new hangover cure?

Took a nap around 6 and woke up at 8 totally just wanting to stay in bed but somehow convinced myself to get up and get ready.

The party was all right, I had fun and people were loving me just not with their money. Tips were EH.

Little Brooklyn did Burlesque and it was AMAZING.

And Valeze performed and they’re really great. I was on stage dancing and the lead singer is gorgeous with a beautiful voice. Check them out here.

Also Demetra performed and was awesome. So check them out too.

SUNDAY. I’m beyond pissed at what happened today. Whatever. I have a job interview tomorrow hopefully I get the job.

This post is dedicated to my best friend, my roomate, my pussy:

FUNGI MONSTER THE CAT DOLPHIN:

This is Fungi chilling on our new super furry white blanket. I loooove it.

That’s Fungi discovering what I got her at the pet store.

I love this cat to death. She snores and it’s awesome. She tries to kill or hump almost everyone who comes to my apartment. Whatever I’m doing in the apt she’s like my shadow. She’s currently sitting on my planner watching ‘Dead Silence’ with me. She gives me kissies and cuddles. She is essentially me in feline form.

In non-cat news.

I MADE A PROFILE ON XPEEPS. ADD IT.

Also this weekend is going to be INSANE for me. If you want to be apart of it - read this post.

Ever just realize you dress semi like a hooker. That seems to happen a lot for me. Like shit this dress is too short so I pull it down but than I’m like shit this dress is too low cut so I pull it up and than I’m like shit I’m just fucked - anyone want a blowjob for $500?

In other news Patrick did my hair today:

B T W - it’s 3am so nevermind the face.

Also I brought a pink ball gag while picking up bleach and toner at Rickys:

Honestly it’s basically a glorified bouncy ball[I’m serious - I tested the bounce] but I’m still down for being gagged with it. It’s a really cute ball gag.

Patrick took some pictures of me gagged and doing some boot licking like the good little sub I can be at times. My period also just decided to like jump out while filming which was fucking annoying. Thank god for homegirl having a tampon. Menstrual cycles suck. Is this gross for me to be talking about? But you know what people it happens in porn, like all of a sudden you look at the girl next to you, the girl you’re about to fist and realize she’s bleeding so you shove a sponge up there and go about your business.

I hope you all remember this when I post the pictures of boot lickin.

Siiiiiiccccccckkkkkk.

Also while at Rickys one of clerks came into the ‘Adults Only Section’ and hits on me with a “Are you 18?” and I just stared at him confused[mostly because I had no proof of age on me] than he was like “Just kidding! Just wanted to tell you your super pretty - want a basket?” Weird. He had a grill though. Major points on that. Anytime someone with a grill hits on me, an angel gets its wings.

He tried to get my number as I was walking out but considering I wasn’t offered a discount … eef that!

Step. Ya. Game. Up.

Ummm I’m listening to Felix Da Housecat ‘Like Something 4 Porno’ … that is this blogs entrys soundtrack.

OUT

Last night when I was drunk I brought a shit ton of music by The Carpenters… You gotta admit Close to You is an amazing song. Also there’s something about Dances with White Girls you don’t know about and it’s Changes Lightbulbs for White Girls - his side project. Um here’s what I’m up to this weekend:

Both should be a blast.

Foreign Safe Sex Awarness Ads:

Seriously kids - get std tests! Frequently.

AND USE A RUBBER.

Be safe.

And don’t be afraid to shout “IM AIDS FREE” around Frog on the street. It’s ok.

PS Planned Parenthood is awesome - I have never had a bad experiance there, they are always sweet as possible and very sensitive to the issues at hand. When I was 17 I unfourtantly had to have an abortion[due to lack of knowlage that antibiotics fuck with birth control], my gynecologist made me cry and was cruel. Planned Parenthood was friendly and provided me with a multitude of choices[not just abortion…they provide family planning as well].

I highly recommend and promote safe and positive sex lives.

xo baby

PS favorite condom brand - Kimono! Quite lovely…

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Ever just give yourself like a really good multiple orgasm while masturbating and just wanna give yourself a high five. Well. I just did. That’s all. Vaginas are so much fun. I would hate having a penis - I feel like boys can’t be as creative with their masturbation. Also once you blow your load your OUT. Girls on the other hand can masturbate for hours.

On that note I started an erotic wish list. You know, incase anyone wants to buy me…

Pear cuffs so you can restrain me and do whatever your please to me while I still look like a lady. I am also down with the collar and leash. Or there’s the…

The Cone. Seriously this thing is just crazy. I have to try it. It’s like sybian but better designed to not look so scary and less bulky so you can hide it under the bed…

Just so I can say I own a pink dolphin shape vibrator? Is that weird. Yea that is weird. But I own a Hello Kitty vibrator so how much weirder can I get.

I like this strap on because it’s so girly. Most are black and kind of intimidating.

More fun that wii ?

I’m kind of toying with the idea of making videos where I test out sex toys and rate them and actually have footage of me using them. Hmm.

Anyways lets make Christmas happen again peeps!

PS I think I MIGHT of nixed the stripper pole idea…I’m not real sure where to put it yet…