2008…bring it
For real, for real this comic basically explains how I feel about 2007. Awful year of my life.
But 2008 is shaping it’s self up to be pretty great. I feel like I’ve gotten past a lot of my deamons[as we all have them…but it’s whether we face them, accept them or run from them that defines us] and I’m ready to just fully embrace life and make something of it…even if my idea of something is way outside the box. Alfie, Meghan and I almost got suck in the elevator yesterday…”Hay, remember that time we all got sober, got our lives together and went back to college.”
I have a lot of interesting projects and adventures shaping up for the coming months and I’m pretty stoked for life.
School seems to be pretty awesome this semester…I’m determined to be a good student! Wooo…even though I’m missing my first history class to go work in DC but shhh.
I got kicked out of a porn store for being under 21 yesterday. I tried explaining that I do porn and it was just crazy to kick me out of the store but they weren’t having it. Those assholes lost a sale because I had just spotted the dvd I wanted when they decided to kick me out.
Try saying “The porn star got kicked out of the porn store” five times fast.
That’s some Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore shit right there.
Apparently the law states that you have to be over 21 to enter a sex store? Wtf. I can do porn, kill my lungs with ciggies, and die for my country but I still can’t drink legally or enter a sex store or buy spray paint[legally].
Anyways my newest smorkin labbit is super dope.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
Anyways enjoy this picture of DJ Jess trying to do drugs off my face:
January 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
nice labbit. every time i go to buy a blind box, the line is soo long and i just give up. also, you should know by now that sixteen-year-olds aren’t allowed in the pron shop!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Soooo, what dvd did you want?
I like buying gifts ;o)
January 30th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
it must be a ny law only.
i was working at a porno store a few weeks after my 18th birthday down here in fl.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:50 am
you are my hero
January 31st, 2008 at 1:37 am
Speaking of porn.I hope you got your gift.It is funny you got kicked out.It is weird that NY state has that law but i swear it was okay for anyone under 21(over 18) to be in a porn shop.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:57 am
Yeah man, I don’t know about porn shops, but I know I was buying spray paint before I was twenty-one. NY laws must be tight. It probably doesn’t help that you look a bit younger than you really are.
“That’s some Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore shit right there.” You’re such a great character! Hurry up and get yourself a TV show! TV needs you! “life of an independent porn star” or “life on the Go-Go” who wouldn’t fucking watch that.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:14 am
I’m visiting my brother in brooklyn in May. What do you suggest for good shit to check out in NYC that doesn’t involve drinking?
February 1st, 2008 at 2:40 am
I got my labbit at a gift store in chelsea going out of business…a lot of places sell blind boxed now so check out the alts if you don’t want to deal with the kid robot line. Rickys, and urbn[:/] and the more ill stores carry blind boxes now!
Yea it’s ny law only and the spray paint law is semi fresh…I got a list of places that don’t care that I’m 20[same for porn stores] but it still happens.
I wanted Andrew Blake - Dollhouse…I’m so obsessed with his work lately!
And yes Scott I got my gift thank you <333
David - awww your sweet, hopefully my video blogs[COMING SOON ;)] satisfy your need for a tv show of sorts. And yeah looking young def hurts me sometimes.
X - def go gallery hoping in Chelsea, swing by Central Park[essentially if its warm], eat at interesting restaurants, used bookstores are always fun as is vintage clothing, people watching is always fun if you’re a creep like me! If you wanna dance I believe Rated X[on saturdays] is 18+.